Probation. This is appalling! I have devoted myself to making Christina a proper young lady. That eyebrow should be EXPE
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(September 12, 2015 06:45 PM)
Ohgood! I want some help here! I want ALL of these eyebrows cleared out of here now. Carol Ann, Christopher, start clearing away all these eyebrows, start gathering them up. Go onget the pencils and the tweezers! Tina! Bring me the wax!
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deem_bastille — 10 years ago(August 31, 2015 06:47 AM)
LEFT EYEBROW! RIGHT EYEBROW! DAMN IT!!!!!
carol anne, I have ASKED you to keep the eyebrows quiet today! now for Christ's sake get them out of the garden! have tina bring me up my eyebrows!
Eyebrows
The first word I ever heard..
out of any of
you was that word
'eyebrows'
There'll be time enough to pluck my eyebrows
when I'm old,
if I ever am old.
Oh, but not now.
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thenakedeye — 10 years ago(February 08, 2016 11:04 PM)
Reporter: All of Hollywood knows of your generosity in adopting these two homeless eyebrows, and might I say they are beautifully behaved.
Joan: Thank you! I feel that eyebrows mixed with Vaseline, is such a good recipe -