Probation. This is appalling! I have devoted myself to making Christina a proper young lady. That eyebrow should be EXPE

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(September 13, 2015 06:15 PM)

Miss Crawford, I've always been such a fan of your mother's eyebrows. I do hope you feel we've done them justice. ActuallyI worked from my own personally autographed photo of your mother.
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(September 14, 2015 03:34 AM)

Christina, you haven't touched your eyebrows.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(September 14, 2015 02:03 PM)

It's got all this red juice, when I push on them

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deem_bastille — 10 years ago(August 31, 2015 06:47 AM)

LEFT EYEBROW! RIGHT EYEBROW! DAMN IT!!!!!
carol anne, I have ASKED you to keep the eyebrows quiet today! now for Christ's sake get them out of the garden! have tina bring me up my eyebrows!
Eyebrows
The first word I ever heard..
out of any of
you was that word
'eyebrows'
There'll be time enough to pluck my eyebrows
when I'm old,
if I ever am old.
Oh, but not now.
Reading the paper can really be depressing. Mr. Dithers fired Dagwood again.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 31, 2015 08:40 PM)

Ya know, hard eyebrows is good for people, I tell ya, it is. Would I be where I am if I hadn't had 'em? I could teach a kid to look after his eyebrows and amount to somethin'I could!
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mistymj — 10 years ago(January 18, 2016 06:22 AM)

Most hilarious eyebrow filled post ever!! I may have peed a little!

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thenakedeye — 10 years ago(February 08, 2016 11:04 PM)

Reporter: All of Hollywood knows of your generosity in adopting these two homeless eyebrows, and might I say they are beautifully behaved.
Joan: Thank you! I feel that eyebrows mixed with Vaseline, is such a good recipe

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NBates1 — 9 years ago(June 05, 2016 01:26 AM)

Carol Anne! I have asked you to keep the eyebrows pencilled today, and for Christ's sake get them AWAY from that shaver!!!
"We all go a little mad sometimes" - Norman Bates

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thenakedeye — 9 years ago(June 07, 2016 01:38 AM)

Should I send out for more perma-bond?
Oh no, Miss Crawford. The studio sent over a new batch. We've got plenty.
You're all so gracious to help, and this double strength epoxy is doing a wonderful job!

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j13106 — 9 years ago(February 05, 2017 06:26 AM)

Clever, entertaining thread. Thanks, folks.