If this movie were made today…..
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persen1 — 17 years ago(February 18, 2009 09:24 AM)
If the movie today was released as written above, it would be a low budget movie with bad acting, very poor excaturated effects and a direct to DVD release that soon would be forgotten.
The movie is good enough as it is, no remake nessisary. -
seburiel — 17 years ago(March 19, 2009 07:42 PM)
Any Wings Hauser would probably play Sheppard.
And Bruce Campbell (da MAN) would probably have at least 30 seconds worth of screaming
and it would be produced by, and aired on SyFy (or whatever Scifi is calling itself these days). -
pendergast7 — 14 years ago(December 28, 2011 04:07 PM)
I actually think it WOULD have 40 year old plus people..cast as teenagersand the dancing people in the bar would have NO nudity.
And all those intricate amazing miniature models would be replaced by ridiculous CGI
and there would be a huge fight at the end with a fire (yes a fire) that would consume the entire mining operation complete with 50 angles of the same 3 explosions.
And then of course, as the entire planet was burning the two remaining characters would share a kisseven with helmets on. -
pavel-959-574618 — 14 years ago(January 28, 2012 12:12 AM)
- All the effects would be fake-looking CGI instead of detailed models.
- Constant pop culture references and product placements.
- Dialogue filled with constant lame jokes and one-liners.
- Erotic dancers on the bar replaced by cameo by Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber.
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Kuato_and_George — 12 years ago(August 19, 2013 12:52 PM)
Nothing wrong with hotties.
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Duragizer — 11 years ago(June 29, 2014 05:11 PM)
Jason Statham or some similar beep actor would play the lead role.
The doctor would be played by some talentless bimbo, probably Megan Fox.
There'd be some stupid sex scene between the two of them.
There'd be aliens.
There'd be lots and lots of CGI.
There'd be lots and lots of explosions.
Some garbage hip-hop/pop singer would play a supporting role.
The whole movie would have that ugly teal-orange colour grading.
The shotguns would be replaced with laser guns.
The assassins would probably be armoured cyborgs.
Giant robots would appear somewhere.
Michael Bay or some Asian guy who makes crappy Kung Fu movies would be the director.
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