If this movie were made today…..

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psdhart — 14 years ago(January 15, 2012 10:59 AM)

I agree with pendergast too

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Blueghost — 14 years ago(January 01, 2012 04:50 PM)

You know, I think you're right.

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pavel-959-574618 — 14 years ago(January 28, 2012 12:12 AM)

4. All the effects would be fake-looking CGI instead of detailed models.
5. Constant pop culture references and product placements.
6. Dialogue filled with constant lame jokes and one-liners.
7. Erotic dancers on the bar replaced by cameo by Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber.
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gus00 — 13 years ago(July 22, 2012 01:39 AM)

Don't forget the giant, flying robots
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Timberwolf0530 — 13 years ago(March 22, 2013 08:09 AM)

Don't forget the roided up villians, use of the "f" word 50-75 times, and the hos would have had much bigger tatas, er silicone bags on their chests.

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sommert-507-32566 — 12 years ago(April 11, 2013 01:31 PM)

Wow. A jaded pessemistic thread in which everyone agrees with the poster's original statement. (I agree as well). Luckily no matter how many remakes they might make, we'll always the original.

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orbit991 — 12 years ago(July 27, 2013 11:06 PM)

8. The soundtrack would have the generic dadadada dadadada rock riff the strings play in all the action flicks.

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Kuato_and_George — 12 years ago(August 19, 2013 12:52 PM)

Nothing wrong with hotties.
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Htos_Drol — 12 years ago(November 29, 2013 07:11 PM)

The hero and the villains would all have to land in the '3 point stance' sometime during their conflict.

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Duragizer — 11 years ago(June 29, 2014 05:11 PM)

Jason Statham or some similar beep actor would play the lead role.
The doctor would be played by some talentless bimbo, probably Megan Fox.
There'd be some stupid sex scene between the two of them.
There'd be aliens.
There'd be lots and lots of CGI.
There'd be lots and lots of explosions.
Some garbage hip-hop/pop singer would play a supporting role.
The whole movie would have that ugly teal-orange colour grading.
The shotguns would be replaced with laser guns.
The assassins would probably be armoured cyborgs.
Giant robots would appear somewhere.
Michael Bay or some Asian guy who makes crappy Kung Fu movies would be the director.
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