Your favorite lines…
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janus-20 — 19 years ago(September 06, 2006 12:59 PM)
Fletch being shown into Alan Stanwyck's mansion house
Fletch: "Wow, what a coincidence, i came this close to buying this place myself. Then i found out Hop-a-long Cassidy was killed here.with a bow and arrowvery weird!
Fletch then being shown into Stanwyck's study:
Fletch: "Oh you've had the garage remodelled, whew must have cost hundreds", points at numerous diplomas on the wall:
Fletch: "Thats a good idea, i should get mine framed.Pope be in later?" -
docholliday725 — 19 years ago(January 19, 2007 09:07 PM)
That is a funny scene, with a series of great lines.
Fletch: Provo, Spain??
Airline Counter Clerk: Utah
Airline Counter Clerk: In fact you paid for the ticket for Miss Cavanaugh.
Fletch: That doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me!
Fletch: These foldouts (or layouts) take an incredible amount of space. -
Ankhenaten91 — 19 years ago(February 02, 2007 11:55 AM)
Barbara: What's your name?
Fletch: John Cocktosten
Barbara: That's a lovely name
Fletch: It's Scotch-Romainian
In the car chase scene
Fletch(to the motorcycle cop chasing him):Hey Frank how's the herpes? -
Ankhenaten91 — 19 years ago(February 02, 2007 12:10 PM)
Another great line
Fletch sneaks into his own apartment and his ex-wife's attorney catches him he askes for her money and Fletch pulls out a big wad of cash.
Attorney: Wow, look at the money.
Fletch: I saw my pimp today -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:44 PM)
how about at the hospital, with the nurse wondering who he is.
"Excuse me, Dr.?"
"Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosinpenis"
"Who?"
"It's me, Dr. Rosinrosin"
"What was that again?"
"It's me, Dr. Rosin".
"where's the records room?" "B1". -
anfinke — 19 years ago(March 31, 2007 08:24 PM)
At the doctors office when Fletch pretends to be a mutual friend.
Doctor "Too bad about Ed huh? Dying like that?"
Fletch "Oh yeah, and so sudden too."
Doctor "Ahh, he had been sick for years."
Fletch "Yeah, but still, so sudden."
Doctor "He was in intensive care for eight weeks!?"
Fletch "I know! But the part where he actually DIED was very sudden!" -
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kellytunes — 18 years ago(August 05, 2007 03:10 PM)
Fletch to the attorney: "Keep the extra ten bucks. Get yourself a nice piece of ass."
To the kid that stole the car: "Did you steal this car?" Kid:"I sure did." Fletch: "I'm not sure that's even against the law anymore."
This movie had a lot of great lines. To bad the sequel sucked so bad, but even it had a couple of laughs. -
danfielding0 — 13 years ago(January 18, 2013 11:01 AM)
These doors will be open
Wouldn't they normally be locked?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The staff usually forgets.
Oh yeah, I have the same problem with my help.
Did you see the ad we ran?
I dont' read the paper. What's the spread in the game tonight? That's funny because he works for a newspaper! -
mamie-lou — 9 years ago(September 08, 2016 12:49 PM)
Those were the days when you could just find out anything without providing 800 pieces of identification to prove who you are!
"Who is it, Mr. Singlingling?"
"Cavanaugh."
"Oh. Morris or Pierre?"
"Sally Ann Cavanaugh." -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:46 PM)
or when he's talkin' to that co-worker (blonde chick) at work?
"Hey (so-and-so), how about lunch at the In-and-out Burger?"
"no thanks"
"Okay, how 'bout just the in-and-out?"
"Ughh"
"Very well, how 'bout just the in?"
"ughhhh"
hahahah -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:53 PM)
Or during the car chase, when he avoids one of the cop cars by ducking under the shadow of a tractor trailerhe turns to the kid in the passenger seat
"must be a stage 5 right about here"
"a little slip-streaming, and"
"oh, there's Fred, won't he be surprised" -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:55 PM)
or at the country club
"uh sir, you a member of the club?"
"Uh yes, i'm with the Underhills"
"oh, they left sir"
"Yah, he'll be back, he just went out for his uralanalysis"
hahaha
"Can I get you something from the menu, I can put it on the Underhill's bill"
Chevy gives him a strange look
"Yes, very well, I'll have a bloody marry, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich".
hahaha