Your favorite lines…
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anfinke — 19 years ago(March 31, 2007 08:24 PM)
At the doctors office when Fletch pretends to be a mutual friend.
Doctor "Too bad about Ed huh? Dying like that?"
Fletch "Oh yeah, and so sudden too."
Doctor "Ahh, he had been sick for years."
Fletch "Yeah, but still, so sudden."
Doctor "He was in intensive care for eight weeks!?"
Fletch "I know! But the part where he actually DIED was very sudden!" -
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kellytunes — 18 years ago(August 05, 2007 03:10 PM)
Fletch to the attorney: "Keep the extra ten bucks. Get yourself a nice piece of ass."
To the kid that stole the car: "Did you steal this car?" Kid:"I sure did." Fletch: "I'm not sure that's even against the law anymore."
This movie had a lot of great lines. To bad the sequel sucked so bad, but even it had a couple of laughs. -
danfielding0 — 13 years ago(January 18, 2013 11:01 AM)
These doors will be open
Wouldn't they normally be locked?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The staff usually forgets.
Oh yeah, I have the same problem with my help.
Did you see the ad we ran?
I dont' read the paper. What's the spread in the game tonight? That's funny because he works for a newspaper! -
mamie-lou — 9 years ago(September 08, 2016 12:49 PM)
Those were the days when you could just find out anything without providing 800 pieces of identification to prove who you are!
"Who is it, Mr. Singlingling?"
"Cavanaugh."
"Oh. Morris or Pierre?"
"Sally Ann Cavanaugh." -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:46 PM)
or when he's talkin' to that co-worker (blonde chick) at work?
"Hey (so-and-so), how about lunch at the In-and-out Burger?"
"no thanks"
"Okay, how 'bout just the in-and-out?"
"Ughh"
"Very well, how 'bout just the in?"
"ughhhh"
hahahah -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:53 PM)
Or during the car chase, when he avoids one of the cop cars by ducking under the shadow of a tractor trailerhe turns to the kid in the passenger seat
"must be a stage 5 right about here"
"a little slip-streaming, and"
"oh, there's Fred, won't he be surprised" -
vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:55 PM)
or at the country club
"uh sir, you a member of the club?"
"Uh yes, i'm with the Underhills"
"oh, they left sir"
"Yah, he'll be back, he just went out for his uralanalysis"
hahaha
"Can I get you something from the menu, I can put it on the Underhill's bill"
Chevy gives him a strange look
"Yes, very well, I'll have a bloody marry, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich".
hahaha -
radiokevin916 — 19 years ago(March 08, 2007 08:44 AM)
(Fletch wakes up on a couch after blacking out in the hospital. He is in dressed up as a doctor)
Fletch:Where am I?
Nurse: Your in the records room doctor, can I get you anything?
Fletch: Yes, do you have the Beatles' "White Album" -
CasseroleWorshipper — 16 years ago(February 17, 2010 02:36 AM)
"Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine."
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=19982510 -
falcon2484 — 15 years ago(April 18, 2010 04:18 AM)
"Have you ever seen a spleen that large?"
"No, not sincebreakfast."
"Are you a cop?!"
"Far as you know!"
"Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?!"
"Why, did you steal the car?!"
"I sure did!"
"Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore! There've been a lot of changes in the law!"
"I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out."
"She was sleeping with everybody."
"You should've proved that in a court of law."
"My lawyer was a bum."
[Chuckles] "I agree."
"I think she slept with him, too."
"You may be right."
And, I can't believe no one mentioned:
"Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap."
The Falcon flies