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    vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:46 PM)

    or when he's talkin' to that co-worker (blonde chick) at work?
    "Hey (so-and-so), how about lunch at the In-and-out Burger?"
    "no thanks"
    "Okay, how 'bout just the in-and-out?"
    "Ughh"
    "Very well, how 'bout just the in?"
    "ughhhh"
    hahahah

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      vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:53 PM)

      Or during the car chase, when he avoids one of the cop cars by ducking under the shadow of a tractor trailerhe turns to the kid in the passenger seat
      "must be a stage 5 right about here"
      "a little slip-streaming, and"
      "oh, there's Fred, won't he be surprised"

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        vivrant — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 11:55 PM)

        or at the country club
        "uh sir, you a member of the club?"
        "Uh yes, i'm with the Underhills"
        "oh, they left sir"
        "Yah, he'll be back, he just went out for his uralanalysis"
        hahaha
        "Can I get you something from the menu, I can put it on the Underhill's bill"
        Chevy gives him a strange look
        "Yes, very well, I'll have a bloody marry, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich".
        hahaha

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          johnkoeijmans — 19 years ago(February 05, 2007 02:38 PM)

          Cavanaugh Is that Morris or Pierre?
          Does anyone think that Ace Ventura is a rip off of Fletch?

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            radiokevin916 — 19 years ago(March 08, 2007 08:44 AM)

            (Fletch wakes up on a couch after blacking out in the hospital. He is in dressed up as a doctor)
            Fletch:Where am I?
            Nurse: Your in the records room doctor, can I get you anything?
            Fletch: Yes, do you have the Beatles' "White Album"

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              eschubeck — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 03:20 AM)

              "Do you own rubber gloves?"
              "I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy."

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                dracula_27 — 19 years ago(March 20, 2007 01:14 AM)

                "Will you kill me?"
                Fletch "sure!"

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                  JohnnyLawrence5 — 18 years ago(January 25, 2008 07:28 AM)

                  "better just get two portions of that"

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                    CasseroleWorshipper — 16 years ago(February 17, 2010 02:36 AM)

                    "Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine."
                    http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=19982510

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                      falcon2484 — 15 years ago(April 18, 2010 04:18 AM)

                      "Have you ever seen a spleen that large?"
                      "No, not sincebreakfast."
                      "Are you a cop?!"
                      "Far as you know!"
                      "Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?!"
                      "Why, did you steal the car?!"
                      "I sure did!"
                      "Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore! There've been a lot of changes in the law!"
                      "I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out."
                      "She was sleeping with everybody."
                      "You should've proved that in a court of law."
                      "My lawyer was a bum."
                      [Chuckles] "I agree."
                      "I think she slept with him, too."
                      "You may be right."
                      And, I can't believe no one mentioned:
                      "Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap."
                      The Falcon flies

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                        zender8584 — 15 years ago(May 14, 2010 03:56 PM)

                        If you're going to quote a film, at least get it right:
                        "They IS left" The "is" works great since it's Spanglish.
                        "urinalysis"

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                          alex-1270 — 19 years ago(March 31, 2007 05:19 PM)

                          Oh, can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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                            squidtoad — 19 years ago(March 31, 2007 06:28 PM)

                            Fletch: "I saved his life in the war."
                            Gail: "You were in the war?"
                            Fletch: "No, he was I got him out."

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                                honeybeensu — 18 years ago(April 13, 2007 09:56 PM)

                                What kind of a name is Poon?
                                Comanche Indian.
                                No, no make that Quaker State.
                                Melanoma, Carcenoma, some kind of a 'noma.

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                                    briandeadman49 — 18 years ago(April 23, 2007 01:14 PM)

                                    alans mom to fletch" do you want to see pictures of the reception" fletch says "no thanks i'm trying to quit" LOL

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                                      Frameous — 18 years ago(April 24, 2007 11:05 AM)

                                      Love your body, Larry.
                                      Frameous@Hotmail.com
                                      http://www.myspace.com/frameous

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                                        troppe — 18 years ago(April 24, 2007 12:05 PM)

                                        Hahaha, yeah, that's a good one!
                                        And when Larry gives her boss the finger, that's great as well!

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                                          harrichun — 18 years ago(April 26, 2007 12:42 PM)

                                          Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this Fletch?
                                          Fletch: I like to be men, I like to be man-handled .. I like you
                                          What has two thumbs and desn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. Pleased to meet you

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