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    radiokevin916 — 19 years ago(March 08, 2007 08:44 AM)

    (Fletch wakes up on a couch after blacking out in the hospital. He is in dressed up as a doctor)
    Fletch:Where am I?
    Nurse: Your in the records room doctor, can I get you anything?
    Fletch: Yes, do you have the Beatles' "White Album"

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      eschubeck — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 03:20 AM)

      "Do you own rubber gloves?"
      "I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy."

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        dracula_27 — 19 years ago(March 20, 2007 01:14 AM)

        "Will you kill me?"
        Fletch "sure!"

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          JohnnyLawrence5 — 18 years ago(January 25, 2008 07:28 AM)

          "better just get two portions of that"

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            CasseroleWorshipper — 16 years ago(February 17, 2010 02:36 AM)

            "Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine."
            http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=19982510

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              falcon2484 — 15 years ago(April 18, 2010 04:18 AM)

              "Have you ever seen a spleen that large?"
              "No, not sincebreakfast."
              "Are you a cop?!"
              "Far as you know!"
              "Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?!"
              "Why, did you steal the car?!"
              "I sure did!"
              "Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore! There've been a lot of changes in the law!"
              "I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out."
              "She was sleeping with everybody."
              "You should've proved that in a court of law."
              "My lawyer was a bum."
              [Chuckles] "I agree."
              "I think she slept with him, too."
              "You may be right."
              And, I can't believe no one mentioned:
              "Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap."
              The Falcon flies

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                zender8584 — 15 years ago(May 14, 2010 03:56 PM)

                If you're going to quote a film, at least get it right:
                "They IS left" The "is" works great since it's Spanglish.
                "urinalysis"

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                  alex-1270 — 19 years ago(March 31, 2007 05:19 PM)

                  Oh, can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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                    squidtoad — 19 years ago(March 31, 2007 06:28 PM)

                    Fletch: "I saved his life in the war."
                    Gail: "You were in the war?"
                    Fletch: "No, he was I got him out."

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                        honeybeensu — 18 years ago(April 13, 2007 09:56 PM)

                        What kind of a name is Poon?
                        Comanche Indian.
                        No, no make that Quaker State.
                        Melanoma, Carcenoma, some kind of a 'noma.

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                            briandeadman49 — 18 years ago(April 23, 2007 01:14 PM)

                            alans mom to fletch" do you want to see pictures of the reception" fletch says "no thanks i'm trying to quit" LOL

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                              Frameous — 18 years ago(April 24, 2007 11:05 AM)

                              Love your body, Larry.
                              Frameous@Hotmail.com
                              http://www.myspace.com/frameous

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                                troppe — 18 years ago(April 24, 2007 12:05 PM)

                                Hahaha, yeah, that's a good one!
                                And when Larry gives her boss the finger, that's great as well!

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                                  harrichun — 18 years ago(April 26, 2007 12:42 PM)

                                  Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this Fletch?
                                  Fletch: I like to be men, I like to be man-handled .. I like you
                                  What has two thumbs and desn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. Pleased to meet you

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                                    honeybeensu — 18 years ago(April 26, 2007 12:48 PM)

                                    Ok, sorry this is one of my favorite movies:
                                    Well, there we're in kind of a gray area.
                                    How gray?
                                    Charcoal?
                                    It's all ball-bearings now-a-days! Haaa!

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                                      boyntonrye — 18 years ago(April 28, 2007 06:13 AM)

                                      Favorite Lines:
                                      You'll like Cheif Karlin.
                                      -Yeah I heard he's real mellow since he came out of the closet.
                                      You got a gun creep?
                                      -Shammo's got one, borrow his.
                                      Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
                                      Sugar Mr. Poon?
                                      NOnever, never.
                                      Now you know that and I know that, but someone is bucking for a promotion somewhere, probably that petterass Hanaran, I don't know..

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                                        enterthejoker — 18 years ago(May 12, 2007 09:02 PM)

                                        Fat Sam: I got some reds
                                        Fletch: You don't mean communists, do you, Sam?
                                        Karlin: What's your name?
                                        Fletch: Fletch
                                        Karlin: What's your full name?
                                        Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch
                                        Karlin: And what do you do for a living, Mr.Fletch?
                                        Fletch: I'm a shepherd
                                        at the Fred Dorfman ceremony
                                        Fletch: ..and hats off to Marge, his wife, because that whole experience there, the two or three weeks she stayed at Trembling Hills has paid off, no more alcohol or sedatives in her life.

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                                          MadgeFan — 18 years ago(May 13, 2007 02:26 PM)

                                          I am surpried no one has mentioned when he stands up and some kind of a convention with Fred Dorfman, and the cops are after him, I forgot the exact lines but they were the funniest and funniest scene in the whole movie, I think it was " Fred The Dorf Dorfman", "Many Of you know something about sympillis, and "no drooling anymore his nose is back to shape.

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