Favorite Lines
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hobbes-23 — 17 years ago(August 15, 2008 06:34 PM)
"KgbTHE K ************ GB?"
"Can i write kgb on the cake?"
"mr. vanmeter you seem to be moving awfully quicklyare you trying to catch a plane mr vanmeter.mr. vanmeterAHHHHHHHH "
"what is it with you people why is it everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or johnwhat you think there's a lot of work down on the pier's for hookers? what do you think im down there giving Blowjobs to goldfish?" -
PeachHamBeach — 17 years ago(March 07, 2009 12:15 AM)
OMG I love some of Whoopi's lines in this movie!
She's getting tired, has been up for hours trying to decipher the lyrics of the song. "I was drowned in a blah blah blah blah! Mick Mick Mick!!!!! Speak ENGLISH!!!!" Her slurry voice was what did it for me LOL!
"Not the crotch! Not the crotch!" (the shredder scene)
"Give me my gddamn gown!" (same infamous scene)
Screaming at Garry Marshall: "There's nothing wrong with me you dumb beep Then, "What are you some kind of beep reject from BARNEY MILLER???!!!"
"I got diseases! I got sht that'll make your d*ck fall off!"
Mari
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PeachHamBeach — 17 years ago(March 07, 2009 12:36 AM)
I love the banter when the Russian aerobics lady takes over Terri's screen:
"What a woman!"
"You could crush bowling balls between those thighs!"
"Look at that big nick on her leg!"
"Don't shave with a sickle, baby!"
"I'm getting seriously aroused here!!!"
In another aerobics lady scene:
"Soviet TV uses the same satellite/frequency as this Capitalist Pig Bank!"
"Lenin would have a stroke!"
And of course:
"Every time I turn around I've got this Russian bitch on my monitor!!!!!!"
Mari
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kobrakai-1 — 16 years ago(April 08, 2009 11:50 AM)
Can't believe no one mentioned 'How would you like it if I kicked you in the nuts so hard that they get lodged in YOUR beep NOSTRILS?'
Also there's 'I got diseases! I got beep that'll make your dick fall off! I- I'm cured! I'm cured! I wanna go have a party with you guys!'
And more memorable because it was one of the few cute scenes of the film, but I also liked, 'Careful, you'll break your glasses.'
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SaveAllMyChildren — 16 years ago(April 18, 2009 07:05 PM)
"What is it with you people? Everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or a john? What you think there's a lot of work down on the pier for hookers? You think I'm giving blowjobs, down there, to goldfish?".
I cracked up when I heard that line. lol -
cheez_it_2004 — 16 years ago(June 19, 2009 12:13 AM)
I love the whole exchange between Terri and her co-workers about the Russian Aerobics lady. I think it was funny at the end, with Terri and Phil Hartman's character
"You should have left it on, it was almost time for 'Leave it too Breshnov'"
"No it's not, it was almost time for 'Gilligan's Goulash'
"All my friends are dead
All my friends are dead"
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jamesabutler44 — 16 years ago(November 02, 2009 02:18 PM)
Terri - "There are killers running around the effin city!"
Police Seargent - "How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?"
Terri "How's you like if I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your effin nostrils?"
Terri to Lady Sarah - "You're just going to sit in your pink room in your foo foo pink blanket, with your pink face and your big pink feet and do nothing?" -
jakemoore2492 — 15 years ago(April 15, 2010 07:19 AM)
This is one of my all time favourite movies. Bloody hilarious!! XD
There are too many good lines in it for me to recall all my favourites but if I had to choose just one it could possibly be: 'I got diseases!' - 'I got beep that'll make ya d1ck fall off'!
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schuyler_harmon — 15 years ago(August 05, 2010 03:42 PM)
Just seeing this movie againwas a fav from the early days of HBO. Such a sweet, funny movie. Kind of a shame Whoopi's gotten weird but I still love the movie. "MickMickSpeak English!" So sweetshe's just meeting Jack for the first time (end of movie)
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Willow123 — 13 years ago(July 13, 2012 03:42 PM)
I love this movie. So many funny lines. But my favorite it when she yells at Gary Marshall. "How about I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your effing nostrils!". I quote that line to this day. LOL!
"I eat danger for breakfast"
Willow, BtVS