Favorite Lines
-
kobrakai-1 — 16 years ago(April 08, 2009 11:50 AM)
Can't believe no one mentioned 'How would you like it if I kicked you in the nuts so hard that they get lodged in YOUR beep NOSTRILS?'
Also there's 'I got diseases! I got beep that'll make your dick fall off! I- I'm cured! I'm cured! I wanna go have a party with you guys!'
And more memorable because it was one of the few cute scenes of the film, but I also liked, 'Careful, you'll break your glasses.'
Latest Viewed Movies:
Frontier(s) (7.5/10)
Taken (8/10)
Watchmen (9/10) -
SaveAllMyChildren — 16 years ago(April 18, 2009 07:05 PM)
"What is it with you people? Everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or a john? What you think there's a lot of work down on the pier for hookers? You think I'm giving blowjobs, down there, to goldfish?".
I cracked up when I heard that line. lol -
cheez_it_2004 — 16 years ago(June 19, 2009 12:13 AM)
I love the whole exchange between Terri and her co-workers about the Russian Aerobics lady. I think it was funny at the end, with Terri and Phil Hartman's character
"You should have left it on, it was almost time for 'Leave it too Breshnov'"
"No it's not, it was almost time for 'Gilligan's Goulash'
"All my friends are dead
All my friends are dead"
Turbonegro -
jamesabutler44 — 16 years ago(November 02, 2009 02:18 PM)
Terri - "There are killers running around the effin city!"
Police Seargent - "How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?"
Terri "How's you like if I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your effin nostrils?"
Terri to Lady Sarah - "You're just going to sit in your pink room in your foo foo pink blanket, with your pink face and your big pink feet and do nothing?" -
jakemoore2492 — 15 years ago(April 15, 2010 07:19 AM)
This is one of my all time favourite movies. Bloody hilarious!! XD
There are too many good lines in it for me to recall all my favourites but if I had to choose just one it could possibly be: 'I got diseases!' - 'I got beep that'll make ya d1ck fall off'!
This film made a Whoopi fan for life! -
schuyler_harmon — 15 years ago(August 05, 2010 03:42 PM)
Just seeing this movie againwas a fav from the early days of HBO. Such a sweet, funny movie. Kind of a shame Whoopi's gotten weird but I still love the movie. "MickMickSpeak English!" So sweetshe's just meeting Jack for the first time (end of movie)
-
-
Willow123 — 13 years ago(July 13, 2012 03:42 PM)
I love this movie. So many funny lines. But my favorite it when she yells at Gary Marshall. "How about I kick you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your effing nostrils!". I quote that line to this day. LOL!
"I eat danger for breakfast"
Willow, BtVS -
SataiDelen — 13 years ago(August 04, 2012 06:58 PM)
There are so many good lines, but some of my favorites are:
I'm a little black woman, in a big silver box, and on the top of it, it says PHONE HELLLLLLLLP!!!
Yo man! Black Power!
Don't wash the windows! Don't wash the windows! I swear, only in New York, can you be in a g.d. phone booth, and nobody does anything!
Police radio: Be on the lookout for a speeding phone booth moving across the uptown area
At the Consulate: Please, I have a gun in your face; I'm threatenting myself!
(btw, that's the fastest police response I've EVER seen! Only in a movie, right?) -
MargretRose — 11 years ago(May 03, 2014 01:02 AM)
I liked it when she was in the phone booth, refusing to pay the extra quarter, and the very blond young man leered in at her just as the phone began to ring again "Okay, okay, okay, I just, here's, here's, uh here's your quarter. I'm sorry. I didn Who knew there was a phone gestapo, I mean"
Just then, of course, the phone booth begins to be hauled away. -
mm-imdb-2 — 11 years ago(June 30, 2014 07:43 PM)
Plenty of good ones listed nobody mentioned that, near the very end you can hear Jon Lovitz's character (off screen) say "Hey, Fred! Take a picture of me next to the dead guy!"
Miguelito - Unix/Linux Sysadmin -
http://www.miguelito.org