100 Things I Learned From MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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nickybreez — 13 years ago(April 14, 2012 01:34 PM)
- if your shirt says that you successfully ate at a diner you are currently seeking refuge in, you will promptly be shot to death.
- Don't rock and roll with a bible sellsman
- if trying to avoid being hit by the backside of a truck, run in a straight line.
- if you do get run down by a truck thats in reverse, don't worry, you will sail about 15 feet further than your hat
- Stephen King did have potential as a director, if only he had a better producer.
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ronaldt49 — 13 years ago(September 18, 2012 01:55 PM)
- If an ATM calls you an a**hole you should want to speak that so everyone can hear.
- If even an ATM calls you an a**hole it's a safe bet you have a really messed up life!
- When there's blood splattered all over a gas station and a blood soaked body is where you pulled in you should just stand around.
- 18-wheeler tow trucks make better guards than guard dogs.
- 18 wheeler tow trucks need to be kept happy, otherwise.
- Sprinklers attached to hoses and not to an automatic irrigation system can come on automatically.
- One shouldn't stand too close to the street when an ice cream truck is coming.
- Crappy 80's era cars can't outrun an eighteen wheeler pulling a flat bed.
- Small planes don't like school busses.
- There's a Little League team that has openings for players and a coach for anyone interested.
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tenleygirl — 12 years ago(April 14, 2013 08:34 PM)
- Emilio's butt looks great in tight jeans.
- Being skilled in one art form does't mean skill in another (see also Office Killer, directed by photographer Cindy Sherman).
- Diners use electric knives.
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you. Not anymore.
~Saw~
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spudjustice — 12 years ago(November 21, 2013 01:40 PM)
- Heroes never put their a$$es in the air like that.
- Make sure you put your keys between your fingers when you intend to punch someone.
- Make sure you actually know how to play the card game you are involved in.
- Do not, under any circumstances, let a dead body drip all over the floor.
- You don't stick a person with a razor.
Guns don't kill people, the government does.
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DevastationBob-3 — 11 years ago(May 17, 2014 09:48 PM)
- Never follow a watermelon truck on a drawbridge.
- If you use a vending machine in a North Carolina public park, for god's sake, stand to the side.
- Even when Stephen King fails at something, it's still pretty entertaining.
He asked us, "Be you angels?"
and we said, "NAY, we are but men," ROCK!