100 Things I Learned From MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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lorddeseiz — 14 years ago(March 26, 2012 11:15 AM)

64. Trucks, kitchen gear, soda machines, radios, pinball games, bridges, airplanes are all machines.
    Satelites and cars are not.

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nickybreez — 13 years ago(April 14, 2012 01:34 PM)

66. if your shirt says that you successfully ate at a diner you are currently seeking refuge in, you will promptly be shot to death.
67. Don't rock and roll with a bible sellsman
68. if trying to avoid being hit by the backside of a truck, run in a straight line.
69. if you do get run down by a truck thats in reverse, don't worry, you will sail about 15 feet further than your hat
70. Stephen King did have potential as a director, if only he had a better producer.

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Mandingo609 — 13 years ago(July 16, 2012 07:08 AM)

When trucks run amok, you have the option to sign up to be a He-Row.
Deh Deh Deh, DA Dabacco-Puert Rican dude from the I aint your Papi episode of COPS.

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ronaldt49 — 13 years ago(September 18, 2012 01:55 PM)

72. If an ATM calls you an a**hole you should want to speak that so everyone can hear.
73. If even an ATM calls you an a**hole it's a safe bet you have a really messed up life!
74. When there's blood splattered all over a gas station and a blood soaked body is where you pulled in you should just stand around.
75. 18-wheeler tow trucks make better guards than guard dogs.
76. 18 wheeler tow trucks need to be kept happy, otherwise.
77. Sprinklers attached to hoses and not to an automatic irrigation system can come on automatically.
78. One shouldn't stand too close to the street when an ice cream truck is coming.
79. Crappy 80's era cars can't outrun an eighteen wheeler pulling a flat bed.
80. Small planes don't like school busses.
81. There's a Little League team that has openings for players and a coach for anyone interested.

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capnmorgan5150 — 13 years ago(September 28, 2012 10:55 PM)

82. Diesel fuel was only $1.08 in the mid 80's.

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Rick_Harbin — 13 years ago(March 26, 2013 07:30 PM)

18. If AC/DC does the soundtrack it'll be the best part of the movie.

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titans_58 — 13 years ago(March 26, 2013 08:38 PM)

While walking on your hands and knees through the sewerage run off keep you mouth closed.

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firefly900 — 12 years ago(April 06, 2013 08:52 PM)

85. People in North Carolina like to shoot their missle launchers from the hip.
86. Dont touch video games that are trying to hypnotise you.
87. In 1986 kids were called Deke.

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KrystelClaire — 12 years ago(April 10, 2013 06:31 AM)

88. When aliens invade Earth, or machines come alive, North Carolina is the place to be.

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tenleygirl — 12 years ago(April 14, 2013 08:34 PM)

89. Emilio's butt looks great in tight jeans.
90. Being skilled in one art form does't mean skill in another (see also Office Killer, directed by photographer Cindy Sherman).
91. Diners use electric knives.
    Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you. Not anymore.
    ~Saw~

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spudjustice — 12 years ago(November 21, 2013 01:40 PM)

92. Heroes never put their a$$es in the air like that.
93. Make sure you put your keys between your fingers when you intend to punch someone.
94. Make sure you actually know how to play the card game you are involved in.
95. Do not, under any circumstances, let a dead body drip all over the floor.
96. You don't stick a person with a razor.
    Guns don't kill people, the government does.

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DevastationBob-3 — 11 years ago(May 17, 2014 09:48 PM)

97. Never follow a watermelon truck on a drawbridge.
98. If you use a vending machine in a North Carolina public park, for god's sake, stand to the side.
99. Even when Stephen King fails at something, it's still pretty entertaining.
    He asked us, "Be you angels?"
    and we said, "NAY, we are but men," ROCK!