The single funniest scene in the show
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poem — 10 years ago(November 10, 2015 01:43 AM)
Kelly "tapp-dancing" (tap-dancing ?!?) with the janitor before an audience, after she descided she cant tapp (tap? whatever) anyway and will rather go out with a bang instead.
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discostu004 — 10 years ago(November 19, 2015 12:07 PM)
Al negotiating for the new mustang while holding the shoebox "full" of money. Trying to get a stereo and undercoating and getting a "no, nope, uh-uh" and getting screwed on the plastic wooden gearshift knob
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abajasds — 10 years ago(December 15, 2015 12:07 AM)
Dan'l Bundy's camp fire tale was beep hilarious. Also the Labor Day episode from 1989. That was one of the funniest episodes in my opinion. Season 1-5, hands down AMAZING!
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fiatlux-1 — 10 years ago(December 16, 2015 07:40 PM)
I could never choose just one!
When the fat lady screams at Al: "
You'll
be hearing from my attorney!"
Al: "Would that be the law offices of Haagen.and Dazs?!"
Kills me every time!
Marcy bangs on the front door:
Al: [opens it] "Hiya Marcy. I thought I heard some peckin'!"
Al freaks out when Bud & Gary are caught having sex:
Al: "Monster. In Jammies. In the Basement!"
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
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digital_pimp187 — 10 years ago(December 24, 2015 08:14 AM)
90% of the hilarity is his delivery. The look on his face and tone is just priceless! My personal favourite is the two part "You better shop around". The opening scene with the 1940's era air conditioner is gold and sets the tone for the entire episode(s).
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s-smith5 — 10 years ago(March 02, 2016 12:51 PM)
While they were prospecting for gold and the Zeeks tell Al..
A Dodge is a da*n fine automobile..ran over my wife with a Dodge!
and already mentioned but still a FAV
Did you miss me Al? With every bullet so far! -
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Maegnas — 9 years ago(April 11, 2016 08:47 AM)
Season 1, episode 13, Al goes to the phone to change his tickets for the 2nd time and before he gets to it mumbles." Never wanted to get married, I'm married, never wanted to have kids, I got two of them, how the hell did this happen?"
Now, for me, this short line is the tone for the whole series!!
Cute and cuddly boyz!! -
fiatlux-1 — 9 years ago(May 18, 2016 08:11 PM)
Never wanted to get married, I'm married, never wanted to have kids, I got two of them, how the hell did this happen?"
That one is great! It reminds me of another of Al's sarcastic gems that gets to me every time:
Al: "Marriage sucks. Have a kid. Kid sucks. Have another!"
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
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bizerta — 9 years ago(April 16, 2016 03:03 PM)
How did I do? I had a meeting with the principal, a three hour meeting, a three hour meeting. You see, Bud, you innocently mixed up Robinson Crusoe with Gilligan's Island. I told them that, but the principal did not believe me. He just said, "Even you, Miss Bundy, are not that stupid."
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slee406-588-188027 — 9 years ago(April 19, 2016 05:38 AM)
I think one of my favorite things is at the end of A dump of my own when they show the fountain from the beginning of the show then you hear a toilet flush see the water level drop and hear Al say "now that's a manly flush" sadly it's cut from the syndicated episodes.
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whjones79-1 — 9 years ago(May 04, 2016 05:35 PM)
There are so many:
Number 1 Favorite is: Al talking to Ray Ray and his boys at the end of Boys in the Hood. The skiing thing and the rest.
Men are building work bench and Peg says: "Wow, you can almost hear the looney tunes theme.
The scene when Kelly is walking home from a bad date and runs into two other bimbos.
Kelly practicing "architecture" in Kelly takes a shot.
Bud is pursuing an old girlfriend for Valentines day. He keeps getting beaten up and was raped by an old fat lady. The whole scene.
Al talking to the stuntman in the bar.
Al questioning Peggy about the box of money buried in the back yard. Peg says: "Then why are you so surprised".
Peg "God I look great. I'm glad I'm not one of those women that need a lot of makeup"
Al "Oh Please, only Tammy Fay, Zsa Zsa and Bozo use more."
Al and Steve in the kitchen testing hair gel.
There are tons more.
K/H D
If there's a way to screw something up, the "O'Commie regime" will find it EVERY SINGLE TIME!! Only 298 more days. -
mikaela_forss — 9 years ago(May 06, 2016 10:00 AM)
For me it is when the family goes to vote on the Election day:
Something like this;
"What's your name?"
"Kelly"
"You should be with the K's"
"Ok, thanks"
"What's your name?"
"Bundy"
"Then you should be with the B's"
"Ok, thanks"
"What's Your name?"
"Kelly"
"Oh, but you should be with the K's"
"They don't won't me overthere" and then she goes back to the K's line.
A short time after she goes back to the B's line and the woman says:
"What's your name?"
And Kelly starts to cry and the woman say
"Oh, honey, take ballot, oh what a hell this is Chicago take two".
I really love Kelly scenes, this one is the one of the best with her, in my opionion. -
poem — 9 years ago(November 25, 2016 05:43 AM)
Well if I had to choose my favorite "dumb" scene with Kelly, its when her model school closes and she talks with the statue in the park and then with the gardener and tries to put money in the gardener too.
Usually I dont really like the Flanderization of the character, though.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.