The single funniest scene in the show
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mikaela_forss — 9 years ago(May 06, 2016 10:00 AM)
For me it is when the family goes to vote on the Election day:
Something like this;
"What's your name?"
"Kelly"
"You should be with the K's"
"Ok, thanks"
"What's your name?"
"Bundy"
"Then you should be with the B's"
"Ok, thanks"
"What's Your name?"
"Kelly"
"Oh, but you should be with the K's"
"They don't won't me overthere" and then she goes back to the K's line.
A short time after she goes back to the B's line and the woman says:
"What's your name?"
And Kelly starts to cry and the woman say
"Oh, honey, take ballot, oh what a hell this is Chicago take two".
I really love Kelly scenes, this one is the one of the best with her, in my opionion. -
poem — 9 years ago(November 25, 2016 05:43 AM)
Well if I had to choose my favorite "dumb" scene with Kelly, its when her model school closes and she talks with the statue in the park and then with the gardener and tries to put money in the gardener too.
Usually I dont really like the Flanderization of the character, though.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me. -
ZoesFan — 9 years ago(May 15, 2016 08:26 AM)
Al urging his new young employee Aaron to dump his new girlfriend so he can be a single man. Al is convinced he did the right thing until he meets the girlfriend and realized she is the perfect woman..and then Aaron brings his old girlfriend to meet Al and she is an african american EXACT duplicate of Peggy. When she walked in and sat down next to Peg and started eating bon-bons, I DIED.
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TheRealFantasyBrunette — 9 years ago(September 05, 2016 12:18 AM)
What about that one scene in S8E5 "Banking on Marcy" where Marcy has an orgasm in public!!! That moment was so hilarious, especially with Al's reaction.
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
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matta-81834 — 9 years ago(September 05, 2016 05:44 AM)
AL: You know what would really feel good, a nice ice pack.
PEGGY: Oh Al. You always do this. You get the slightest little injury and you get all whiny. Y'know, like last summer when you were changing the tires and the
car fell on you? Boy, I really got a lot of sleep that night! "I can't feel
my legs! I can't feel my legs!" You are such a baby sometimes! Now just go to sleep. Some of us feel okay. -
ac427-38-476479 — 9 years ago(October 27, 2016 05:44 AM)
I haven't seen the show for years. We only got random episodes shown here in England.
BAD - Bald American Dudes and the match stick test.
"They decided to call me Steve after the yellow went away" I guess there are many lines you could not get away with now.
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!!!deleted!!! (49761343) — 9 years ago(November 06, 2016 07:22 AM)
The Jeffersons episode, the moment it's revealed that all the husbands had left the show and were all replaced by inanimate objects.
"We're all a bit mad here"Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland -
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mep1019 — 9 years ago(February 04, 2017 03:14 PM)
My funniest episode is the 'Married with Aliens' episode where six little green aliens steal Al Bundy's smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships and no one ever sees them but Al.
The climatic montage of Al taking photos of the aliens is hilarious; each frame of Al posing with the aliens is more funny then the last one. -
DracTarashV — 9 years ago(February 05, 2017 07:43 PM)
Way too many to narrow it down to one.
However, if I had to choose one scene that kills me no matter how many times I watch it, is the end of "Teacher Pets" when Al downright humiliated poor Bud and got his old innocent substitute teacher arrested. Although there's thousands of hilarious insults Al used throughout the show, the way he ripped into that granny was absolutely priceless. "Son, are you really going out with this pruneface?" "You cradle robber! You Cher!"
Then of course Bud makes matters worse when he pulls his pants down to prove he's dreaming.
And while not an entire scene, Kelly's "the prostitution rests" is one of my favorite lines ever.
Looks like I'm walking- JW
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Joc Spader — 5 years ago(September 24, 2020 05:47 PM)
When Al had a gun sneaking around Marcy's house in the dark. Marcy's answering machine came on and he turned around and fired all the bullets at it.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.