The single funniest scene in the show
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matta-81834 — 9 years ago(September 05, 2016 05:44 AM)
AL: You know what would really feel good, a nice ice pack.
PEGGY: Oh Al. You always do this. You get the slightest little injury and you get all whiny. Y'know, like last summer when you were changing the tires and the
car fell on you? Boy, I really got a lot of sleep that night! "I can't feel
my legs! I can't feel my legs!" You are such a baby sometimes! Now just go to sleep. Some of us feel okay. -
ac427-38-476479 — 9 years ago(October 27, 2016 05:44 AM)
I haven't seen the show for years. We only got random episodes shown here in England.
BAD - Bald American Dudes and the match stick test.
"They decided to call me Steve after the yellow went away" I guess there are many lines you could not get away with now.
"Peg, come and burst this thing under my arm" -
!!!deleted!!! (49761343) — 9 years ago(November 06, 2016 07:22 AM)
The Jeffersons episode, the moment it's revealed that all the husbands had left the show and were all replaced by inanimate objects.
"We're all a bit mad here"Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland -
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mep1019 — 9 years ago(February 04, 2017 03:14 PM)
My funniest episode is the 'Married with Aliens' episode where six little green aliens steal Al Bundy's smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships and no one ever sees them but Al.
The climatic montage of Al taking photos of the aliens is hilarious; each frame of Al posing with the aliens is more funny then the last one. -
DracTarashV — 9 years ago(February 05, 2017 07:43 PM)
Way too many to narrow it down to one.
However, if I had to choose one scene that kills me no matter how many times I watch it, is the end of "Teacher Pets" when Al downright humiliated poor Bud and got his old innocent substitute teacher arrested. Although there's thousands of hilarious insults Al used throughout the show, the way he ripped into that granny was absolutely priceless. "Son, are you really going out with this pruneface?" "You cradle robber! You Cher!"
Then of course Bud makes matters worse when he pulls his pants down to prove he's dreaming.
And while not an entire scene, Kelly's "the prostitution rests" is one of my favorite lines ever.
Looks like I'm walking- JW
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Joc Spader — 5 years ago(September 24, 2020 05:47 PM)
When Al had a gun sneaking around Marcy's house in the dark. Marcy's answering machine came on and he turned around and fired all the bullets at it.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.