What I learned from Spaceballs
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Ditto-head — 12 years ago(November 19, 2013 05:09 PM)
- No one will tell the President his ass is big.
- Don't give the salute when standing at a urinal.
- Shooting at the Princess' hair will result in dire consequences.
- Flipping the switch from "suck" to "blow" will save the planet.
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RCeditor — 12 years ago(January 23, 2014 08:15 AM)
- When going at Ludicrous speed, either buckle up or
- buckle
this
! - Don't invent an emergency stop button that you can't use.
- Colonel Sandurz is NOT chicken.
- Princess Vespa's plastic surgeon needs better security for his/her medical files.
- President Skroob needs Secret Service workers.
- The real reason that King Roland didn't pay Lone Star all the reward money is because he didn't save the car.
- An Azzole may be a Spaceball, but a Spaceball is not necessarily an Azzole.
- Who needs a loudspeaker when you have Michael Winslow?
- Since Yogurt didn't have Spaceballs the Bed Sheet in his store, Skroob must have had it special-ordered.
- Trees that were uprooted by the removal of air can be replanted perfectly, roots and all.
- An elegant, regal marriage ceremony may simply consist of: "Do you? Do you? Good, you're married, kiss 'er!"
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Tigerstriper — 11 years ago(October 12, 2014 08:31 PM)
- We should have giant combs incase we need to literally comb an area.
- Lasers will travel through a curved metal pipe and go back to who shot them.
- When capturing the heroes, be sure you don't have their stunt doubles.
- The climactic fight scene isn't the Wide World of Sports.
- The Vulcan nerve pinch is lower, where the shoulder meets the neck.
Psalm 141:3
Just call me Tyg.
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TolerancEJ — 11 years ago(January 28, 2015 10:16 AM)
- Spaceball One brakes for nobody.
- There's no need to be beamed to a location if you're only going to the other side of a door.
- If you have a fortune cookie, open it immediately because it might advise that you are a prince.
- If you visit Gus' Galaxy Grill diner, do not order the Space Special.
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joewalter77 — 9 years ago(September 18, 2016 03:28 PM)
- It's hard to tell if a princess is Druish.
- We lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps.
- And that's not all the radar technician lost.
- Only Lone Star would DARE give him the raspberry.
- When Spaceballs show up, there goes your planet.
- Liquid Schwartz is the best gas additive in the galaxy.
- Some people need water, droids need oil and princesses need room service.
- When Dark Helmet is mad, PLEASE cover your groin.
- You gotta have Mr. Coffee with Mr. Radar.
- Parasitic aliens can sing and dance pretty well.
- SALUTE! HAIL PRESIDENT SKROOB!
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Timberwolf0530 — 9 years ago(September 23, 2016 08:28 AM)
- 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination idiots use on their luggage.
- 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination on President Scroob's luggage (coincidence, I think not)
- Pizza the Hut is delicious
- I'm surrounded by ace wholes
- The Spaceballs haven't quite got that beaming thing perfected.