What I learned from Spaceballs

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izzy520i — 11 years ago(October 10, 2014 12:02 PM)

27. If someone is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, it means absolutely nothing.

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Tigerstriper — 11 years ago(October 12, 2014 08:31 PM)

28. We should have giant combs incase we need to literally comb an area.
29. Lasers will travel through a curved metal pipe and go back to who shot them.
30. When capturing the heroes, be sure you don't have their stunt doubles.
31. The climactic fight scene isn't the Wide World of Sports.
32. The Vulcan nerve pinch is lower, where the shoulder meets the neck.
    Psalm 141:3
    Just call me Tyg.

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TolerancEJ — 11 years ago(January 28, 2015 10:16 AM)

33. Spaceball One brakes for nobody.
34. There's no need to be beamed to a location if you're only going to the other side of a door.
35. If you have a fortune cookie, open it immediately because it might advise that you are a prince.
36. If you visit Gus' Galaxy Grill diner, do not order the Space Special.

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dmahnarch — 10 years ago(December 22, 2015 07:56 PM)

37. I have to change the combination on my luggage.

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rickb69 — 9 years ago(August 21, 2016 10:06 PM)

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

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rickb69 — 9 years ago(August 21, 2016 10:05 PM)

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

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rickb69 — 9 years ago(August 21, 2016 10:07 PM)

38. ADDING to 35 Remember "Open fortune cookie before you eat it."
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

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rickb69 — 9 years ago(August 21, 2016 10:27 PM)

39. Self destruct- Don't push button unless you really really mean it. (2nd really UNDERLINED)
    I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

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joewalter77 — 9 years ago(September 18, 2016 03:28 PM)

40. It's hard to tell if a princess is Druish.
41. We lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps.
42. And that's not all the radar technician lost.
43. Only Lone Star would DARE give him the raspberry.
44. When Spaceballs show up, there goes your planet.
45. Liquid Schwartz is the best gas additive in the galaxy.
46. Some people need water, droids need oil and princesses need room service.
47. When Dark Helmet is mad, PLEASE cover your groin.
48. You gotta have Mr. Coffee with Mr. Radar.
49. Parasitic aliens can sing and dance pretty well.
50. SALUTE! HAIL PRESIDENT SKROOB!

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Timberwolf0530 — 9 years ago(September 23, 2016 08:28 AM)

51. 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination idiots use on their luggage.
52. 1 2 3 4 5 is the combination on President Scroob's luggage (coincidence, I think not)
53. Pizza the Hut is delicious
54. I'm surrounded by ace wholes
55. The Spaceballs haven't quite got that beaming thing perfected.