AFCW quotes = Your Faves
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — A Fish Called Wanda
rucuk3000 — 20 years ago(April 30, 2005 07:22 PM)
I keep watching this film as i taped it on my DVD recorded when it was on ITV (any american and canadian etc etc ppl will hafta research ITV, a channel we brits, scots and welsh have).
And now on with some of my fave quotes.
"Edoval Paticano" (with Kevin Kline looking down at JLC then biting her leg)
"The Ka.The Ka.The Ka" and so and so on lol
"ew! Avoid the green ones. They aren't ripe yet. HAHAHA!"
Those are just three of my fave quotes from this film
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Thom-Yorke — 20 years ago(June 24, 2005 05:31 AM)
Otto: "Eeeww! Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet. Ahahaha.
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Otto: "Don't call me stupid"
Otto: "Aaassssssssshooooooooooooooooooooooooooole."
Otto: "Apes don't read philosophy"
Archie: "Look, Otto, look!"
Otto: "Hahahahaha it's K-k-k-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me. How are you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-k-k-Ken?
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. (Otto looks down and realizes he's stuck in concrete) Sh*t, beep limey cement!"
Otto: "Oh, it's you! I was actually worried there for a mintue."
Archie: "Keep your hands up!"
Otto: "No!"
Archie: "Put 'em up!"
Otto: "Uh-uh, I'll make a deal with you. I'll put one up."
Archie: "Put the other one up!"
Otto: "Which looks better?"
Archie: "I'm warning you, Otto."
Otto: "What are you gonna do, Archie? Shoot Me? Gut me down in cold blood like a dog? Hey! If you wanna settle something with me then why don't you fight me?! You're a man, aren't you, Archie? Then Lets fight like men! Come on!"
Archie: "Alright"
Otto: "Alright then."
Archie: "Ok"
(Archie puts the gun down on the floor)
Otto: "You look good, Arch."
Archie: "That's right, Otto. I used to box for Oxford."
Otto: "Oh yeah? I used to kill for the CIA."
(Otto picks up the gun)
Otto: "Now, get your hands up."
Archie: "No."
(Otto shoots two holes in Archie's suit, then Archie puts his hands up)
Otto: "Heh you spineless bimbo. Now.. out."
I could mention a lot more but those are all I can remember that funny
Otto rules!
"If God is with us, who can be against us" -
saucyminxx — 20 years ago(July 02, 2005 04:31 AM)
Archie: Your brother didn't bring you here this time, did he?
Wanda: No.
Archie: He's no idea?
Wanda: He doesn't have a clue.
Archie: What?
Wanda: He's so dumb
Archie: Really?
Wanda: he thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
Otto: I love robbing the English, they're so polite.
[Archie has put his gun down to fist fight with Otto]
Archie: I used to box for Oxford.
Otto: Oh, yeah? Well
[Otto quickly picks up Archie's gun, and points it at him]
Otto: I used to kill for the CIA.
Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction.
Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
Otto: beep on you?
Ken: Show off all the t-time.
Archie: [to Wanda] How could a bright and smart girl like you have a brother who is so
Otto: [coming between them] Don't call me stupid!
Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Wanda: I looked at the clock because I was saying to myself Its five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?
Archie: You're going to shoot me?
Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
And now listen little child, to the man on crack -
j-bowhay-pringle-1 — 20 years ago(July 05, 2005 05:09 AM)
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy
Wanda: No, Otto, they do (looks hard at Otto), they just don't understand it!
Wanda: and the London Underground is not a political movement!
Ken: The CaCaCaCaCaCaCCC
Archie: Oh, for God's sake!
Otto:you have great bones and dress really interestingly. Can I kiss you?
Ken: (without any hint of a stutter) Oh, no you beep well can't! -
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IridescentTranquility — 20 years ago(January 30, 2006 09:20 AM)
The Gettysburg Address was a speech made by President Abraham Lincoln on 19 Nov 1863, when the National Cemetary at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania was dedicated.
You wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut - Edmund Blackadder -
RParmly-3 — 15 years ago(August 08, 2010 07:51 PM)
Too many to count. But I really love the scene at the end with Otto in the cement, Archie in the barrel and Ken driving the truck.
Otto: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS, KENNY!"
Kenny keeps driving towards him
Otto: "OKAY, OKAY, YOU HAVE THE GUTS!"
I love it when a plan comes together.