AFCW quotes = Your Faves
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connie-corleone — 19 years ago(May 08, 2006 08:22 AM)
OMG, I forgot the Oh look the Queen one
OMG, laughing too hard again!
But truly, my fave line?
When Archie looks at Jammie, and tells her she is the most beautiful (etc etc) girl he has ever seen.
I fell in love with Archie in that moment.
How this guy can go from humor to totallll sincerity in a heart beat kills me! I mean he IS SO GOOD?
ANd he looks kinda cute with his underwear on his head too.
OMG, laughing so hard
When he grabs the pic, of the woman he is talking to, to sheild his privy parts, and with all the outrage and his court room voice telling them to GET OUT, hahahahahahahaha!
AUGURI! -
luckyturtle33 — 20 years ago(July 24, 2005 01:57 PM)
Otto: What does he want you to do, do her shopping, send her flowers, show her a good time rub her out He wants you to rub her out? Hes going to kill her ahahaha!!
Ken: Wh-whats so funny?
Otto: Nothing, its just that wasting old ladies isnt nice.
Ken: Well its better than b-b-b-buggering people.
Otto: I bet you a pound you wont kill her.
Ken: Alright.
Otto: I love watching your @$$ when you walk, is that beautiful or what!? Dont go near him hes MINE! -
SgtLennon — 20 years ago(July 26, 2005 06:15 PM)
Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Archie: Winners?
Otto: Yeah. Winners.
Archie: Winners, like North Vietnam?
Otto: Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie.
Archie: [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD. [
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"It takes more than going down to your local video and renting Easy Rider to be a rebel" -
anonymous124 — 20 years ago(July 30, 2005 08:56 AM)
Otto: SHUT UP! WE DIDN'T LOSE VIETNAM! IT WAS A TIE!
Archie: (in cowboy drawl) I'm tellin you baby, they kicked yer little ass there! Boy, they wupped yer hide REAL GOOD!
Otto: Hello, K K K Ken's P P Pets! Wake up blimey fish!
Guy: We mortaged this house last weekend.
Archie: Err well that changes things a little bit now, doesn't it.
Wanda: I knew the time because I was looking at the clock and thinking to myself, where could he be going at five to nine with that sawed off shotgun?
Otto: You don't have the guts to kill me
(Ken keeps driving)
Okay, you do have the guts to kill me -
blackisbeauty — 20 years ago(August 04, 2005 07:17 AM)
Archie (in court): "WANDA!! I mean..I wonder"
Later (sees wife in stands): "WENDY!! I meanwhen didyou"
And even later (when Wanda, testifying under Archie's cross-examination, goes and sticks knife in back of poor George): "DARLING!!"
After all the ensuing pandemonium inside the courtroom, Wendy comes up to Archie and says: "YOU CAN STICK THIS MARRIAGE UP YOUR BOTTOM".
So many such gems throughout this movie. And my favourite scene:
Following first encounter with Wanda, Archie drives off in his Jaguar with stars in his eyes and briefcase still on roof of car. -
MortenPedersen — 20 years ago(August 06, 2005 02:06 PM)
I do love Kevin Kline's Italian sentences which are not connected at all and seem as if they are taken straight out of a phrase book.
Also, talking about Curtis' breasts, he says something like "i due cuppolo de la catedrale di Milano!"
(My apologies to anyone who actually speaks Italian, for my not being able to write it in any other way than phonetically!] -
kag-4 — 20 years ago(September 11, 2005 04:09 PM)
Oh man, there are soooooooo many!
"Tell those two pigs to [beep] off."
"[beep] off, pigs."
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!" (I have used that line in real life!)
"I'm so sorry about my brother. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up."
"Good."
{After Otto fires into the safe)
"What are you doing?"
"I'm thinking!"
"I've lost my stutter. It's gone. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood."
(After Otto knocks Archie out)
"I'm sorry. Hey, wake up. I'm sorry. I was trying to help. I mean, how was I supposed to know it was you? I mean, what the [beep] were you doing robbing your own house? (Starts kicking Archie) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I'm sorry!"
Of course, "Don't call me stupid."
Hee hee. [laughs]
Kat
When was the last time you heard these exact words: You are the sunshine of my life? -
crchadwick — 20 years ago(October 29, 2005 12:58 PM)
"any american and canadian etc etc ppl will hafta research ITV, a channel we brits, scots and welsh have"
Brits, Scots and Welsh? The Scots and Welsh ARE British.
Of course they've brought forth juniper berries, they're juniper bushes! -
StevenMcBrien — 20 years ago(October 31, 2005 02:05 PM)
Brits, Scots and Welsh? The Scots and Welsh ARE British.
Good call
All Otto related, of course!
"They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country!"
"She's a very sexy girl! Go ahead! PORK AWAY, PAL!"
(To Archie, as he lies unconscious after Otto has knocked him out thinking he's a robber)"How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? You stoopid beep I mean what the hell are you doing, ROBBING YOUR OWN HOUSE!! YOU AHOLE!! YOU STOOPID STOOPID AHOLE!!! {Kicking Archie's body} Oops I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! Um yeah." (Races from the scene)
(To Archie again, holding a gun to his nose) "I'm sorry I dangled you from the window, it was not a nice thing to do!"
"Oh no .. you will find that it is YOU who are mistaken, about a great many things!"