AFCW quotes = Your Faves
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anonymous124 — 20 years ago(July 30, 2005 08:56 AM)
Otto: SHUT UP! WE DIDN'T LOSE VIETNAM! IT WAS A TIE!
Archie: (in cowboy drawl) I'm tellin you baby, they kicked yer little ass there! Boy, they wupped yer hide REAL GOOD!
Otto: Hello, K K K Ken's P P Pets! Wake up blimey fish!
Guy: We mortaged this house last weekend.
Archie: Err well that changes things a little bit now, doesn't it.
Wanda: I knew the time because I was looking at the clock and thinking to myself, where could he be going at five to nine with that sawed off shotgun?
Otto: You don't have the guts to kill me
(Ken keeps driving)
Okay, you do have the guts to kill me -
blackisbeauty — 20 years ago(August 04, 2005 07:17 AM)
Archie (in court): "WANDA!! I mean..I wonder"
Later (sees wife in stands): "WENDY!! I meanwhen didyou"
And even later (when Wanda, testifying under Archie's cross-examination, goes and sticks knife in back of poor George): "DARLING!!"
After all the ensuing pandemonium inside the courtroom, Wendy comes up to Archie and says: "YOU CAN STICK THIS MARRIAGE UP YOUR BOTTOM".
So many such gems throughout this movie. And my favourite scene:
Following first encounter with Wanda, Archie drives off in his Jaguar with stars in his eyes and briefcase still on roof of car. -
MortenPedersen — 20 years ago(August 06, 2005 02:06 PM)
I do love Kevin Kline's Italian sentences which are not connected at all and seem as if they are taken straight out of a phrase book.
Also, talking about Curtis' breasts, he says something like "i due cuppolo de la catedrale di Milano!"
(My apologies to anyone who actually speaks Italian, for my not being able to write it in any other way than phonetically!] -
kag-4 — 20 years ago(September 11, 2005 04:09 PM)
Oh man, there are soooooooo many!
"Tell those two pigs to [beep] off."
"[beep] off, pigs."
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!" (I have used that line in real life!)
"I'm so sorry about my brother. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up."
"Good."
{After Otto fires into the safe)
"What are you doing?"
"I'm thinking!"
"I've lost my stutter. It's gone. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood."
(After Otto knocks Archie out)
"I'm sorry. Hey, wake up. I'm sorry. I was trying to help. I mean, how was I supposed to know it was you? I mean, what the [beep] were you doing robbing your own house? (Starts kicking Archie) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I'm sorry!"
Of course, "Don't call me stupid."
Hee hee. [laughs]
Kat
When was the last time you heard these exact words: You are the sunshine of my life? -
crchadwick — 20 years ago(October 29, 2005 12:58 PM)
"any american and canadian etc etc ppl will hafta research ITV, a channel we brits, scots and welsh have"
Brits, Scots and Welsh? The Scots and Welsh ARE British.
Of course they've brought forth juniper berries, they're juniper bushes! -
StevenMcBrien — 20 years ago(October 31, 2005 02:05 PM)
Brits, Scots and Welsh? The Scots and Welsh ARE British.
Good call
All Otto related, of course!
"They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country!"
"She's a very sexy girl! Go ahead! PORK AWAY, PAL!"
(To Archie, as he lies unconscious after Otto has knocked him out thinking he's a robber)"How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? You stoopid beep I mean what the hell are you doing, ROBBING YOUR OWN HOUSE!! YOU AHOLE!! YOU STOOPID STOOPID AHOLE!!! {Kicking Archie's body} Oops I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! Um yeah." (Races from the scene)
(To Archie again, holding a gun to his nose) "I'm sorry I dangled you from the window, it was not a nice thing to do!"
"Oh no .. you will find that it is YOU who are mistaken, about a great many things!" -
dreygirl — 20 years ago(November 16, 2005 09:33 PM)
has anyone mentioned these yet?
"Hello, Ka Ka Ka Ken's Pa Pa Pa Pets! Wake up, limey fish!!!"
"He's going to kill herAHAHAHA!"
"It's a buddhist mediiation techniquethe monks used to do it before they went into battle"
"When we're saying friendly, what do we mean here.cordial?.supportive?"
"The English contribution to world cuisinethe chip"
ahhh, so many more, too. -
Argyle_Smurf — 20 years ago(February 02, 2006 04:51 AM)
"ew! Avoid the green ones. They aren't ripe yet."
"The London Underground is not a political movement"
"Winners, like.North Vietnam?"
Those were the best
"For years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle nil" Billy Connelly