Rationalizing The Klowns
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Dr_Toxicophilous — 17 years ago(September 25, 2008 04:50 AM)
Alright! Klown Fysics discussion!!
I tried to write some fan fiction once. I thoerized that the "nose" is actually an extension of the brain called the "Metafrontal Lobe" that gave them their telekinetic powers. Destroying this organ causes their bodies to self destruct.
Their culture was imitated by humans based on cullings in the past. Carnival means "Farewell to the flesh", you know.
One thing that bothers me is the balloon dog. I suppose you could call it some sort of advanced robotics.
What
really
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AwesomeDood — 17 years ago(September 27, 2008 08:35 AM)
I thoerized that the "nose" is actually an extension of the brain called the "Metafrontal Lobe"
NICE! I theorized that they were born with an organ that allowed these powers OR they were given these powers for the mission's purpose. this is mine:- that power is part of their bodies..like an organ inside them that they're born with
or 2. these klowns are just the dumb strong worker klowns that have been given this power by the smarter klowns from their planet
Now if they were born with this ever significant nose, wouldn't they've used something to protect it? This help further that they were given these powers for the mission only, and that maybe the powers are injected through their nose(which is still an extension of the brain). But because these are the dumb worker clowns, they are very careless and are reluctant to put on the nose protection device due to its inconvenience. What do you say? Waiting for your approval
- that power is part of their bodies..like an organ inside them that they're born with
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Dr_Toxicophilous — 17 years ago(September 29, 2008 07:24 PM)
I really don't think of them as dumb so much as severely underestimating humans. They probably haven't been to this planet in hundreds of years and when they were here last they were seen as some kind of gods or demons.
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kylesbeaver — 17 years ago(December 28, 2008 01:29 PM)
you knowmaybe the klown noses are really hard to pop. Like a punch, or a pin won't do it. Dave always used a gun, which would be our ultimate weapon of choice. Could be the klowns didn't know of our invention of the gun.
And perhaps he was able to pop Klownzilla's nose with his badge because Klownzilla just had a weak nose but it wasn't a problem since he never left the ship and never expected to encounter any earthlings, threatening or not. -
morgan_mourning — 17 years ago(January 06, 2009 01:22 PM)
AwesomeDood, that was a fan-friggin-tastic post!
Ah, whats left of my mind.
Balloon Dog - I see in other posts that the balloon dog is kind of a mystery, maybe a robot thing. What about something like the popcorn? The balloon contains intelligent cells that are dormant until the Klowns blow them up and create a shape. Once the cells recognize the shape, they react appropriately (kind of like the toy robots you can get now that will react to their environment curious, timid, aggressive, depending on the mood you, as the controller, set). Maybe there is a pre-determined set of shapes that they can take, as if built in a lab.
I think the Popcorn and Cotton Candy Gun make great sense (sob!, making sense of Killer Klowns?!?!).
The magicwhat if it wasnt magic?
The shadow puppets what if they have some sort of black hole device? It needs a certain amount of time to properly generate enough power to enfold its victims and shrink them for easier carrying.
Or whatever would be appropriate instead of black hole. Admittedly, I am not a physicist/scientist type person.
The air-bicycle perhaps in the Klowns clothing, they also have an anti-gravity machine built in to help them along, maybe normally used if they are going over water or really rough terrain. Being a Klown, they cant help but to misuse the machine when its funny to do so.
The sex thing. Perhaps they too, procreate male to female. So well give them that. Since the Klowns were cocooning the whole town, perhaps this is a food expedition, so thats why there are only two female Klowns on board. This is just like a big rig going cross country delivering some meat in their opinion. The Klowns on board are out looking for food to return to their home planet, not there for total domination (dont want to completely kill off their potential food source, right?). And the girl Klowns might have different powers than the male ones, or maybe they thought the male Klowns on this particular mission were jerks and wanted some human nookie for the thrill of it.
Metafrontal Lobe I dont necessarily think the Klowns are dumb, but maybe they have no experience with beings as crafty (pfft!) as humans, so dont worry about their weakness. I wish the huge Klown at the end didnt give up the ghost so easily, that stretches it a bit (HA!,
thats
what stretches it of this whole flick?!?!?), but Ill go with it. It could be their first experience with humans, and I bet the first humans had to learn how to defend against saber-toothed tiger and how to bring down a Mammoth; maybe its like that with the Klowns.
Okay, my question, how did the Klown talk through Mooney like he was a dummy? Or was it Mooney still talking, somehow kept alive and under the Klowns control until he was done with him? Either way, that scene is
hella
creepy!!!
Man, this is one of my favorite movies!
Goblin Cannonball: I hit something! Yes?!? No?!? -
dontadow — 17 years ago(February 16, 2009 04:59 PM)
As for the women in balloons, the balloons seem to be preservative devices. So I"m thinking their refrigerators. Women that young could be used to make more snacks for the trip home. Though i doubht they use sex, i'm sure they have other invasive artificial ways to make humans pregnant.
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they_call_me_Cooper — 17 years ago(March 28, 2009 03:21 PM)
I noticed that the cream pies that hit the protagonists at the very end don't give any indication of dissolving their faces. Is it possible that the Klowns defecate cream pies, and our heroes are actually being pelted with the remains of the spaceship's septic tank?
Coop -
mlyon1 — 16 years ago(July 29, 2009 03:07 PM)
No i have seen a picture of a naked killer klown without his suit, so it's not part of there skin.
I also notice what looks to be a hole between there chest and there stomach. At first i thought it was just there belly button, but it's to high up!
This i believe is where there tentacles come out to reproduce with human females and female klowns.
Just think about it, they could put the tale end of the balloon into there hole and then the tentacles go into the balloon.
Then into the human female and start having sex with them while the human female is still trap inside her balloon.
