Things I learned from Hard to Kill
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baddlezone — 18 years ago(May 07, 2007 11:12 AM)
all you need to do to see any patient's chart is wear a stethoscope
every nurse, security guard and physical therapist in a hospital know each other by thier first names
only one person in the u.s.a. can figure out that a politcian is crooked
no one gets sick of a politcian using the same catch phrase for seven years
kelly lebrock was hot, once, long ago
even if you leave notes that you are going to kill someone, you still can claim self-defense -
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uhohhotdog — 18 years ago(February 02, 2008 04:27 AM)
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11. Hitmen will kill anyone except their main target.
12. Stabbing a tree with a stick is great practice because trees don't fight back.
13. Geraldo with a nose cast is hilarious.
14. Running up a dirt path like an 80 year old woman with her ankles tied together isn't (surprisingly) counterproductive. Special Olympics here we come!
15. Male cameltoe should be displayed in tight acid washed jeans.
16. "Superior attitude. Superior state of mind." should be a bumper sticker.
17. Grenades will appear in your hand to quickly get rid of several bad guys at once.
18. You see your memories in tunnel vision.
19. Thugs will wait outside of a house with huge amplifiers to hear the occupant repeat, out loud, info they just heard over the phone instead of bugging the occupant's phone to listen in on the conversation.
20. Killing a guy by putting him in a sleeper hold is a good way to bond with your long lost son.
21. It is necessary to check behind screens that you can see through for bad guys that might be hiding.
22. When a shotgun is shoved into your mouth blood will suddenly appear smeared around your mouth like lipstick.
23.This movie is actually a comedy.
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ThunderInParadise — 17 years ago(October 27, 2008 08:38 PM)
- That you can be in a coma for 7 years, come out, and be able to acquire the EXACT same outfit you were wearing when you got shot, and it STILL fits perfectly fine.
- Your arm won't get blown off when shredded by shotgun from 6ft. away.
- Hitmen need laser sights on shotguns just to check their accuracy.
- That instead of picking up your pistol after being shot and continuing firing, yell "mother F'ers!" and engage the enemy in hand to hand combat.
- When shooting a store clerk, a thug will then put the gun barrel right up under your chin, and start "rough talking" instead of blowing you away immediately.
- That the foyer of Trent's house is the same one used for the Steel Dragons house in "Rockstar".
- Nobody can explain to Trent "what's the matter with people?".
- When you tell Seagal to leave you alone, he'll mindlessly snap your leg by kicking it.
- Seagal is invincible because he's jacked up coke 1/2 the time.
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JoeyAbs — 17 years ago(November 05, 2008 12:40 PM)
- Senator Vernon Trent donation to the Blood Bank is still lacking
- The real victim of "Hard to Kill" was not the Storm Family or Lt. O'Malley. It is the guy who owned that house Kelly LeBrock was house sitting. Imagine going home from China to see your beautiful Asian Contemporary Home riddled w/ bullets, broken glass & artifacts and dead corrupt cops. Plus the horse he got from his parents is gone. WTF!
- Taking on a well connected Senator with an Army of Corrupt Cops and Goons is not impossible w/ "Superior Attitude".
- Death by Necktie can happen and it can make the Corrupt, Good Again.
- Instead of just blowing the pissed off out for revenge guy away when you're hiding with a sawed off shotgun, always yell the guy's name and easily let him take the gun away from you.
6)"Thats for my Wife. beep You and Die" is one of the coolest yet awkward one-liners known to man. - It took Mason Storm a few days to mourn his dead wife and nail the hot nurse who sexually harassed you while in a coma.
9)"To be great, you need to learn how to heal. Hurting people is easy" Yet Storm does more hurting than healing. - R.I.P. O'Malley!