Great lines from the film
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chcruz-1 — 20 years ago(February 15, 2006 12:28 AM)
John Gustafson: Hey, did you hear about Eddie Hicks?
Max Goldman: Hypothermia's a bitch-not quick like a stroke.
John Gustafson: A stroke is no damn good! You could end up like a vegetable. Gimme a cardiac any day.
Max Goldman (to Snyder): Mr. John Gustafson? You mean the, ah, low-life, ass wipe, egg sucker, John Gustafson? The man's crazy, loco, always hanging around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's course, if he's taken his medication.
Snyder: Medication?
Max Goldman: Yes. Without it, he could be anywhere, wanderin' around, talkin' to the trees. I'm tellin' ya, this man is a menace! He's always drinkin', startin' fights. Isn't that right?
Grandpa Gustafson: Hey! Drop that fish!
Max Goldman: Mr Gustafson.
Grandpa Gustafson: Don't make me have to separate you two again, dammit! Now go to your shanties, all of ya-you're scarin' the fish away. Damn kids! Kids! Can't live with 'um, can't shoot 'um.
Max Goldman: "Mind your business, will ya", "Mind your own business". Why don't you tie your shoelace. You'll fall on your stupid head! We're havin' a heatwave, here. (Sings)We're havin' a heatwave, a tropical heatwave.
Max Goldman: Dirty rat! I'll show him! Pickin' on people!
Max Goldman: Schmuck doesn't know what's happening.
Jacob: You're a child.
Max: Don't tell me, Jacob. It isn't me.
Jacob: Oh, it never is. No, I'm sure John started every fight since 1940.
Max: '38.
Jacob: It's ridiculous.
John: Wait a minute, you mean, you and she-?
Chuck: I am not talkin' about sex, you dummies!
John: No?
Chuck: 'Course not.
Max: Tell me something, Chuck. Do I stink?
John: Yeah!
Max: Not you, smartass, didn't ask you!
The Burgess Meredith aftertakes.
Max (this a blooper from the aftertakes): Don't shout at me!
John: I'm not shouting!
Max: Bust my tukus to get down here on New Year's Eveor, Christmas, or whatever the @%&# it is!" -
choochoo2112 — 20 years ago(November 29, 2005 07:01 PM)
The expressions on Matthau's face when he first smells the fish in the car's back seat are priceless.
(smelling himself)
Peee-uuu, what the hell is that smell??!!
Sometimes things are right there, you just don't know it right away -
cmolin — 19 years ago(August 05, 2006 07:45 PM)
There is one line that makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it.
WEATHERMAN: Is it cold enough out there for you? Brrr! Brrr!
MAX: Oh, shut up, fat ass!
Christopher Penn: 1965 - 2006
Rest in peace, Nice Guy Eddie. -
darielles — 19 years ago(January 14, 2007 12:17 AM)
I tell you Burgress Meredith got the best lines in this movie. Everything he says he kills me with laughter. After he said this I nearly die with laughter
Grandpa: (refering to the weather) Colder than a witch's titty out there, isn't it?
Everytime when it gets cold as b***h, I always say the same thing and everybody cracks up.
Grandpa: Colder than a witches titty out here, isn't it?
Mr. Herilty: Hell Yes!
Darielle