What line in the film makes you laugh the most?"
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silovik812 — 10 years ago(December 24, 2015 08:37 PM)
This one and the later scene in the same house with the same little girl is probably my favorite bit in the movie.
Girl:
You're fatter this year.
Scott:
Thank you very much. You've grown, too
[he drinks the milk, then makes a face]
Ugh! I think the milk's a little sour.
Girl:
It's soy milk.
Scott:
Huh?
Girl:
You said you were lactose-intolerant.
Scott [leaning forward and putting his arms akimbo]:
I
did
say that, didn't I? Thanks for remembering
Those two scenes show how the old, snarky, sarcastic Scott Calvin really has become Santa Claus, and it's delightfully funny.
Otherwise, just about anything Scott has to say to or about Neil is always a rib-tickler.
"Oh, well," said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud!" -
BigTex_fromArkansas — 9 years ago(December 15, 2016 01:27 AM)
Neil: Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
Scott: (sarcastically) We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women (everyone looks at Scott funny) I read him a book!
Neil: What book?
Scott: (sarcastically) Hollywood Wives. (Laura facepalms) The Night Before Christmas! Come on folks!
I can drive any forkin' thing around -
nicolelovesdallas — 9 years ago(December 16, 2016 01:03 PM)
Neil: May I speak please, I'm a doctor.
Scott:(whispering) No he's not, he's a pycharist.
Principal: Go ahead, DR Miller.
Scott: we'll guess we know who's the teachers pet.
Makes me laugh every single damm time ? -
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MariX2 — 9 years ago(December 20, 2016 12:09 PM)
For me it's:
Little girl: Do you make the toys?
Bobby: No, stupid, the elves do!
Teacher: Bobby, we don't say "stupid," and we don't say "elves." They're little people.
Although Judy "seeing someone in wrapping" was amazing as well. -
davsny1 — 9 years ago(December 21, 2016 10:36 PM)
So many, its really was a sweet and charming film but I have to say the scene that always had me in stiches and I use this any chance I get on the empty road when I'm fashionably late : Scott is on his cell/carphone
Scott: "Oh I'm sorry I'm gonna be late this traffic is murder, same to you and that's not very lady-like, of here we go 10 car pile-up."
or something to that effect when he's on an empty, traffic-free road, hilarious.