What line in the film makes you laugh the most?"

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greenbudgie — 10 years ago(December 24, 2015 05:45 AM)

Santa's heart being checked. It beats to 'Jingle Bells.' Him telling the girl elf she looks good for her age. She replies that she seeing someone in wrapping.

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Ghostwriter14 — 9 years ago(November 18, 2016 02:32 PM)

When Bernard's checking Neil's sweater to see if they made it at their shop.
I don't think
more
electricity is what this guy really needs. Just throwin' it out there.

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Broncho_Knight — 9 years ago(December 08, 2016 12:51 AM)

"Everyone loves Denny'sIt's an
American
institution!" Cut to Asian party at Denny's.

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Rockhound6165 — 9 years ago(December 17, 2016 12:22 PM)

"Everyone loves Denny'sIt's an American institution!" Cut to Asian party at Denny's.
Throw in the fact that the scene was filmed in Canada and it's really funny.

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BigTex_fromArkansas — 9 years ago(December 15, 2016 01:27 AM)

Neil: Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
Scott: (sarcastically) We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women (everyone looks at Scott funny) I read him a book!
Neil: What book?
Scott: (sarcastically) Hollywood Wives. (Laura facepalms) The Night Before Christmas! Come on folks!
I can drive any forkin' thing around

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nicolelovesdallas — 9 years ago(December 16, 2016 01:03 PM)

Neil: May I speak please, I'm a doctor.
Scott:(whispering) No he's not, he's a pycharist.
Principal: Go ahead, DR Miller.
Scott: we'll guess we know who's the teachers pet.
Makes me laugh every single damm time ?

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MarisCrane — 9 years ago(December 18, 2016 02:04 AM)

I like the part when Laura questions Scott's new red pajamas. Charlie says they were from Judy, and Scott says that Judy was the name of their waitress at Denny's.
Laura: Some waitress gave you pajamas?

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MariX2 — 9 years ago(December 20, 2016 12:09 PM)

For me it's:
Little girl: Do you make the toys?
Bobby: No, stupid, the elves do!
Teacher: Bobby, we don't say "stupid," and we don't say "elves." They're little people.
Although Judy "seeing someone in wrapping" was amazing as well.

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amybluegold — 9 years ago(December 21, 2016 08:40 PM)

Scott: 1200 years, I must say you look good for your age.
Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
"It is not our abilities that makes us who we areit is our choices"

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davsny1 — 9 years ago(December 21, 2016 10:36 PM)

So many, its really was a sweet and charming film but I have to say the scene that always had me in stiches and I use this any chance I get on the empty road when I'm fashionably late : Scott is on his cell/carphone
Scott: "Oh I'm sorry I'm gonna be late this traffic is murder, same to you and that's not very lady-like, of here we go 10 car pile-up."
or something to that effect when he's on an empty, traffic-free road, hilarious.

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MaDoode — 9 years ago(December 23, 2016 08:20 PM)

"Charlie look at those clouds over there Charlie?
*looks down over the side of the sleigh
"CHARLIEEE!!!"