Things we've learned from Good Burger
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Good Burger
roguetrip99 — 16 years ago(May 16, 2009 06:45 AM)
- When you mess with Good Burger, you go in the grinder
- God REALLY hates Mr. Wheat
- Ed really isn't as stupid as he acts
- No one has abbreviated Fizz's name before
- Deedee doesn't eat fur
- Mental patients are great dancers
- If a dog barks twice, it means that four clowns are in trouble
- Kurt likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person
- Chickens don't moo
- Mondo Burger really does have a grinder
- Fast food is important enough for a Hollywood-caliber restaurant opening
- Corn dogs look great with a turtleneck
- Roxanne's butt is fine
- Ed doesn't remember what his dad looks like, but gets to see him every day
- A man in his 70s can survive a 3 story jump
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MickeyKnox_666 — 16 years ago(May 24, 2009 07:09 AM)
- Otis likes hot jacuzzis
- Ed's secret sauce includes, among other things, ketchup and lemon juice
- Ed is an Elvis fan
- People WILL come out for the red carpet opening of a burger joint
- Security guards are undone by spontaneous dance
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taylorrr — 16 years ago(May 24, 2009 09:22 AM)
- A meat patty is something, not nothing.
- The manager knows Ed's name.
- There's no way a man can watch his own butt.
- I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. And we're all dudes.
- Ed and Dexter have never been to Australia.
- Heather has a cute head.
- Ed weighs about 150.
- When Ed was 6, he said his first word. His mom thinks it was trousers, but he thinks it was tweezers.
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crazydude1989 — 16 years ago(June 13, 2009 03:53 PM)
- Ed has 6 toes on his left foot
- Ed is silly ("me, silly!" "oh, me silly too!")
- Kurt must look awfully strange naked
- 10 dollars sounds like "crushcrushcrushcrush"
- A good way to lose somebody chasing after you in a car is to throw ice cream on their windows.
- Not too many people apparently carry their own jars of sauce
- Dexter has messed up Mr. Wheat's afro
- Dexter must really suck
- Ed isn't like other people
- Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail jail jail
- Kurt is aware
- You get fired if you show up to work without pants
- To say "this," you just go "thhhhiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss."
Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-
Patrick Star
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ilikepurplexd — 16 years ago(January 25, 2010 08:10 PM)
- There is no way a man can watch their own butt
- Illegal substance is responsible for Mondo Burger's 'enormal' burgers.
- In order to sneak into Mondo Burger, all you have to do is jump on the giant burger, then jump on the giant fry, jump on the cup, then shimmy up the straw.
- Ed may not remember what his father looks like, but at least he gets to see him everyday.
There are three types of people in this world- People who can count, and People who cant
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Thor_Bonhosowitz — 16 years ago(April 04, 2010 01:11 AM)
- Playing mini-golf is much more fun than spending alone time with a model.
- Ed sleeps and showers in his uniform.
- Spatch isn't a people person.
- Yo-yo's cost $13.
- Dexter has never driven a sandwich.
- $13 is almost $14!
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nickd321 — 15 years ago(September 13, 2010 02:28 AM)
- People can be thrown into mental institutes via no formal assessment of their mental health and no consideration of the persons family and friends
- America's so-called food and hygiene checks in restaurants do not in fact exist
- Kurt seems to have the money to afford to have two personal assistants yet wants to open a fast-food burger joint
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crazydude1989 — 15 years ago(December 21, 2010 10:46 AM)
- If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, Roxanne can
- Ed and Dexter aren't too fast with the trash talk now
- Don't spend the night sleeping at work
- Never be rude to the elderly
- Today's court system is very congested
- Ovens can run amok because of the heat actuator
- Dexter could slap Ed in his head but his brain probably wouldn't understand the concept of pain
- You can't just be GIVEN food at a fast food joint, you have to pay for it
Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-
Patrick Star
BAZINGA!
Sheldon Cooper
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koffeenkreame41-1 — 14 years ago(June 08, 2011 05:25 PM)
- It's a good thing when Ed tackles some old lady.
- Ed often thinks about things that are sticky.
- Dexter didn't like using words with the letter "U".
- Poor cows.
- Even Shaquille O'Neal could see that Ed wasn't like regular people.
- Giant burgers can break your car.
- Dexter couldn't see Mr. Wheat's car because some dude of rollerblades.
- Ed is aware that Kurt is Kurt even though he's aware that Kurt was aware that Ed was Ed.
- Ed gave a customer a good shake because he asked for a Good Shake.
- Ed REALLY loves strawberry jacuzzis.
- Ed wasn't really into hotties like Roxanne, he was more into psychopaths in asylums.
- Roxanne was hungry for Ed even though Ed isn't edible.
- Mr. Wheat LOVES Mondo Burger but apparently Mondo Burgers didn't like him.
- Mr. Wheat dresses like Shaft. dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!
- Kurt is BOTH your mother AND your father.
- Josh Server couldn't serve poor Robert Wuhl two good burgers. Shame.
- Otis should've died years ago.
- You don't need a wrench to fix the Milkshake machine, just flip the switch.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna*beep*wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.
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crazydude1989 — 14 years ago(February 17, 2012 03:55 PM)
-Ed is not edible
-It doesn't make sense if a vegetarian eats dairy
-The customer who wanted the burger with nothing on it seemed like such a nice guy but he didn't have to throw the bread everywhere
-Shaquille O'Neal should consider himself tomatoed
-Kurt can be on a catwalk and down within 2 seconds
-Ed stole an empty can, but it wasn't empty when he found it
"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life!"
BAZINGA!!!!
