Things we've learned from Good Burger
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nickd321 — 15 years ago(September 13, 2010 02:28 AM)
- People can be thrown into mental institutes via no formal assessment of their mental health and no consideration of the persons family and friends
- America's so-called food and hygiene checks in restaurants do not in fact exist
- Kurt seems to have the money to afford to have two personal assistants yet wants to open a fast-food burger joint
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crazydude1989 — 15 years ago(December 21, 2010 10:46 AM)
- If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, Roxanne can
- Ed and Dexter aren't too fast with the trash talk now
- Don't spend the night sleeping at work
- Never be rude to the elderly
- Today's court system is very congested
- Ovens can run amok because of the heat actuator
- Dexter could slap Ed in his head but his brain probably wouldn't understand the concept of pain
- You can't just be GIVEN food at a fast food joint, you have to pay for it
Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-
Patrick Star
BAZINGA!
Sheldon Cooper
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koffeenkreame41-1 — 14 years ago(June 08, 2011 05:25 PM)
- It's a good thing when Ed tackles some old lady.
- Ed often thinks about things that are sticky.
- Dexter didn't like using words with the letter "U".
- Poor cows.
- Even Shaquille O'Neal could see that Ed wasn't like regular people.
- Giant burgers can break your car.
- Dexter couldn't see Mr. Wheat's car because some dude of rollerblades.
- Ed is aware that Kurt is Kurt even though he's aware that Kurt was aware that Ed was Ed.
- Ed gave a customer a good shake because he asked for a Good Shake.
- Ed REALLY loves strawberry jacuzzis.
- Ed wasn't really into hotties like Roxanne, he was more into psychopaths in asylums.
- Roxanne was hungry for Ed even though Ed isn't edible.
- Mr. Wheat LOVES Mondo Burger but apparently Mondo Burgers didn't like him.
- Mr. Wheat dresses like Shaft. dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!
- Kurt is BOTH your mother AND your father.
- Josh Server couldn't serve poor Robert Wuhl two good burgers. Shame.
- Otis should've died years ago.
- You don't need a wrench to fix the Milkshake machine, just flip the switch.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna*beep*wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.
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crazydude1989 — 14 years ago(February 17, 2012 03:55 PM)
-Ed is not edible
-It doesn't make sense if a vegetarian eats dairy
-The customer who wanted the burger with nothing on it seemed like such a nice guy but he didn't have to throw the bread everywhere
-Shaquille O'Neal should consider himself tomatoed
-Kurt can be on a catwalk and down within 2 seconds
-Ed stole an empty can, but it wasn't empty when he found it
"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life!"
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murfdog19 — 14 years ago(March 26, 2012 01:25 PM)
You will not get fired from Good Burger for swimming in the milkshake machine, or irritating customers to the point that they leave the store; counting the days until your competition puts you out of business.
You will get fired from Good Burger for showing up to work without your pants.
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roguetrip99 — 11 years ago(August 06, 2014 07:50 PM)
- It's extremely easy to get a job at Good Burger, even if you lie about your driving record
- Mr. Wheat hates to put a black man in jail
- Sharks are innocent
- Mondo Burger is the home of the big booty burger
- Ed's sauce includes ketchup and lemon juice
- Ed likes Dexter as a friend and all, but