Things we've learned from Good Burger
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nickd321 — 15 years ago(September 13, 2010 02:28 AM)
- People can be thrown into mental institutes via no formal assessment of their mental health and no consideration of the persons family and friends
- America's so-called food and hygiene checks in restaurants do not in fact exist
- Kurt seems to have the money to afford to have two personal assistants yet wants to open a fast-food burger joint
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crazydude1989 — 15 years ago(December 21, 2010 10:46 AM)
- If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, Roxanne can
- Ed and Dexter aren't too fast with the trash talk now
- Don't spend the night sleeping at work
- Never be rude to the elderly
- Today's court system is very congested
- Ovens can run amok because of the heat actuator
- Dexter could slap Ed in his head but his brain probably wouldn't understand the concept of pain
- You can't just be GIVEN food at a fast food joint, you have to pay for it
Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-
Patrick Star
BAZINGA!
Sheldon Cooper
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koffeenkreame41-1 — 14 years ago(June 08, 2011 05:25 PM)
- It's a good thing when Ed tackles some old lady.
- Ed often thinks about things that are sticky.
- Dexter didn't like using words with the letter "U".
- Poor cows.
- Even Shaquille O'Neal could see that Ed wasn't like regular people.
- Giant burgers can break your car.
- Dexter couldn't see Mr. Wheat's car because some dude of rollerblades.
- Ed is aware that Kurt is Kurt even though he's aware that Kurt was aware that Ed was Ed.
- Ed gave a customer a good shake because he asked for a Good Shake.
- Ed REALLY loves strawberry jacuzzis.
- Ed wasn't really into hotties like Roxanne, he was more into psychopaths in asylums.
- Roxanne was hungry for Ed even though Ed isn't edible.
- Mr. Wheat LOVES Mondo Burger but apparently Mondo Burgers didn't like him.
- Mr. Wheat dresses like Shaft. dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!
- Kurt is BOTH your mother AND your father.
- Josh Server couldn't serve poor Robert Wuhl two good burgers. Shame.
- Otis should've died years ago.
- You don't need a wrench to fix the Milkshake machine, just flip the switch.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna*beep*wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.
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crazydude1989 — 14 years ago(February 17, 2012 03:55 PM)
-Ed is not edible
-It doesn't make sense if a vegetarian eats dairy
-The customer who wanted the burger with nothing on it seemed like such a nice guy but he didn't have to throw the bread everywhere
-Shaquille O'Neal should consider himself tomatoed
-Kurt can be on a catwalk and down within 2 seconds
-Ed stole an empty can, but it wasn't empty when he found it
"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life!"
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murfdog19 — 14 years ago(March 26, 2012 01:25 PM)
You will not get fired from Good Burger for swimming in the milkshake machine, or irritating customers to the point that they leave the store; counting the days until your competition puts you out of business.
You will get fired from Good Burger for showing up to work without your pants.
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roguetrip99 — 11 years ago(August 06, 2014 07:50 PM)
- It's extremely easy to get a job at Good Burger, even if you lie about your driving record
- Mr. Wheat hates to put a black man in jail
- Sharks are innocent
- Mondo Burger is the home of the big booty burger
- Ed's sauce includes ketchup and lemon juice
- Ed likes Dexter as a friend and all, but
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DoubtingMustafa — 12 years ago(January 31, 2014 02:01 PM)
- Ed has a secret place.
- Dexter doesn't have it he's swinging from a dang pipe.
- Ed took matters into his own hands by dumping the triampathol into the meat grinder to make Mondo Burger a victim of its own foul play.
- Space aliens have never landed in Ed's brain and told him to free the kangaroos from the zoo.
- Ed is a few tacos short of a combination plate.
- Monique is going home because that's where her stuff is.
- Ed tries to keep his head nice.
- Shaquille O'Neil should consider himself tomatoed.
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crazydude1989 — 11 years ago(April 05, 2014 04:26 PM)
- Monique is ALL that
- The striped uniforms really bring out the color of Monique's eyes but you should imagine how embarrassed she was when she came to work and saw everybody wearing the same thing
- The pickle bits, d-d-dey flexible, dey not crunchy, therefore making it difficult to build a Mondo burger
- If you want to break out of an insane asylum, start a flash mob and get the guards to dance, then knock them out and steal the keys
- Otis needs a hot JACUZZI!
- Roxanne's butt is fine!
- Classic waltz music sucks according to George Clinton
- The big huge scary man is killin' Sydney!
- Playing cards are edible
- You can be completely oblivious to a giant building directly across the street from work that's been under construction for 10 months
- A high school won't care if you drive to school and park there without a parking pass, and how would you get a parking pass with no license?
- Chunks are something that's served at a fast food burger place
- A fast food place is worthy of having a huge red-carpet grand opening complete with limos, paparazzi, a live band, VIPs . . .
- A huge fancy burger joint like Mondo Burger only sells burgers, shakes and fries.
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
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crazydude1989 — 11 years ago(January 20, 2015 06:30 PM)
- When Otis says the sauce makes him glad he's not dead, you know it's the sh!t
- An old man can survive a 3-story jump
- Ed is a dude! Throwin ice cream! HAVE SOME VANILLA! YEAH, FUUUUUUUUDGE!
- A baby can be mistaken for a basketball and even thrown through a hoop
- Ed literally can't get the fact that Dexter doesn't like him, through his head
- Dexter probably will see Monique later
- On a day where your restaurant only makes 43.09, it is NOT a good idea to ask your boss for a raise
- Somebody should get Otis to a hospital because he might have broke his ass
- To prevent someone from ratting you out to the cops, just throw them in an insane asylum, even if they aren't really "insane."
- Kurt is probably a scientist because he has all these weird illegal chemicals
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
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crazydude1989 — 10 years ago(March 27, 2016 06:08 AM)
If you want to sneak into your rival restaurant's kitchen, just dress in drag and start freaking out for an employee to get you water
One possible reason why a contract should be null and void is because one of the parties might be black
When you get your drivers license, they put it in yo hand
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