Things we've learned from Good Burger
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roguetrip99 — 11 years ago(August 06, 2014 07:50 PM)
- It's extremely easy to get a job at Good Burger, even if you lie about your driving record
- Mr. Wheat hates to put a black man in jail
- Sharks are innocent
- Mondo Burger is the home of the big booty burger
- Ed's sauce includes ketchup and lemon juice
- Ed likes Dexter as a friend and all, but
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DoubtingMustafa — 12 years ago(January 31, 2014 02:01 PM)
- Ed has a secret place.
- Dexter doesn't have it he's swinging from a dang pipe.
- Ed took matters into his own hands by dumping the triampathol into the meat grinder to make Mondo Burger a victim of its own foul play.
- Space aliens have never landed in Ed's brain and told him to free the kangaroos from the zoo.
- Ed is a few tacos short of a combination plate.
- Monique is going home because that's where her stuff is.
- Ed tries to keep his head nice.
- Shaquille O'Neil should consider himself tomatoed.
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crazydude1989 — 11 years ago(April 05, 2014 04:26 PM)
- Monique is ALL that
- The striped uniforms really bring out the color of Monique's eyes but you should imagine how embarrassed she was when she came to work and saw everybody wearing the same thing
- The pickle bits, d-d-dey flexible, dey not crunchy, therefore making it difficult to build a Mondo burger
- If you want to break out of an insane asylum, start a flash mob and get the guards to dance, then knock them out and steal the keys
- Otis needs a hot JACUZZI!
- Roxanne's butt is fine!
- Classic waltz music sucks according to George Clinton
- The big huge scary man is killin' Sydney!
- Playing cards are edible
- You can be completely oblivious to a giant building directly across the street from work that's been under construction for 10 months
- A high school won't care if you drive to school and park there without a parking pass, and how would you get a parking pass with no license?
- Chunks are something that's served at a fast food burger place
- A fast food place is worthy of having a huge red-carpet grand opening complete with limos, paparazzi, a live band, VIPs . . .
- A huge fancy burger joint like Mondo Burger only sells burgers, shakes and fries.
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
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crazydude1989 — 11 years ago(January 20, 2015 06:30 PM)
- When Otis says the sauce makes him glad he's not dead, you know it's the sh!t
- An old man can survive a 3-story jump
- Ed is a dude! Throwin ice cream! HAVE SOME VANILLA! YEAH, FUUUUUUUUDGE!
- A baby can be mistaken for a basketball and even thrown through a hoop
- Ed literally can't get the fact that Dexter doesn't like him, through his head
- Dexter probably will see Monique later
- On a day where your restaurant only makes 43.09, it is NOT a good idea to ask your boss for a raise
- Somebody should get Otis to a hospital because he might have broke his ass
- To prevent someone from ratting you out to the cops, just throw them in an insane asylum, even if they aren't really "insane."
- Kurt is probably a scientist because he has all these weird illegal chemicals
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
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crazydude1989 — 10 years ago(March 27, 2016 06:08 AM)
If you want to sneak into your rival restaurant's kitchen, just dress in drag and start freaking out for an employee to get you water
One possible reason why a contract should be null and void is because one of the parties might be black
When you get your drivers license, they put it in yo hand
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