100 THINGS YOU'VE LEARNT FROM MK:ANNIHILATION
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Griever_2112 — 17 years ago(January 26, 2009 07:58 AM)
- Scorpion learned a new wordsuckers.
- Sonya can magically change a leather dress into a pair of booty shorts and white tank top in the course of a few seconds.
79)The beginning of this movie is not how Mortal Kombat ended.
78)Rain got bitched.
77)Shao Khan likes to hit things with this hammer.
76)Shinnok is a naughty boy. - Sektor wasn't important enough for the movieyet somehow Rain was O_o
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So_In_Love — 17 years ago(February 01, 2009 10:37 PM)
- Kitana's mother is dead, and soon she will be too."
- Somehow, when Shao Khan gets kicked really hard into the sky, you'll be able to see the lights from the set.
- Jax is FINE!
- Motaro is the big BU! (Malibu)
- Somehow, Khan and Liu-Kang are able to turn into giant monsters, but don't bother to do it at the beginning of the fight to just eat one and end it quick.
Always an active American Gladiator!
Lance Henriksen is KING!
Raul Julia for a Star on the WoF
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TheLastArcanum — 17 years ago(February 14, 2009 04:46 AM)
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cowgirl_from_hell9 — 17 years ago(March 25, 2009 04:45 PM)
- Apparently your sai's don't have to be sharp to make an impact.
- Jade & Liu Kang could've killed each other but they lived.
- Liu uses amazing conditioner to keep his hair fluffy.
- Johnny has stopped making movies.
- Liu has the uncanny ability to disappear right before a killer robot blows up.
- hitting a giant monster in the butt with robotic arms can kill it.
- Raiden has only known Jax for one minute and he's dissin' him already.
- Jax and Sonya can swim in the air.
- When you travel throug portals you feel like you were microwaved; burnin up on the outside but freezin on the inside. Which unfortunately you never get used to
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TheGill-Man — 16 years ago(April 16, 2009 09:44 AM)
- It is possible to keep your hair well groomed and immaculate with two giant horns in the way.
- Sheeva can't fight worth beep
- If a humungous snarling beast appears behind you PUNCH IT IN THE ASS MULTIPLE TIMES AND IT WILL RUN SCARED!
- Choking someone with razor sharp knives will not decapitate them.
- When you have to chose between showcasing a fight between Jax, Sonya, Kitana and Jade vs. Sindel or Rayden vs. some supplementary Noob Saibot clones, go with the latter.
- Sub-Zero didn't help AT ALL! Seriously, he made a bridge that got destroyed and Liu Kang just leapt right over the precipice anyhow.
- Do not underestimate the power of the human spirit.
"Like every child who has ever been adopted, you are destined to kill!"
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WilliamWeird1313 — 16 years ago(April 16, 2009 11:39 AM)
- Life is not worth living.
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- Life is not worth living.
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running_blind5784 — 16 years ago(July 03, 2009 05:55 AM)
- Sub-Zero rarely takes off his mask because he looks like David Schwimmer.
- Taking the most controversial game of the 90's and turning it into some PG-13 piece of drivel and hiring some 3rd graders to pen the script was actually a GOOD idea to someone in Hollywood.
- All people in the MK universe flip in slow mo.
- The people involved in this film obviously set out to make a movie worse than street fighter, and they succeeded big time.
- "IT HAS BEGUN" never loses it's impact, provided it's spoken while you're all spread eagle.
- When Liu meets Jade, I honestly thought I had accidentally switched to skinemax.
- Speaking of skinemax, this movie has the production values of all those soft core movies you see late at night, but no nudity ;(
- All film makers aspiring to a video game adaption should consult this film and file it under "what not to do with my adaptation"
- If sonya and mileena had gotten naked during their mud fight, this would be the best movie in existance.
- The costume designer(s) hopefully were smart enough to NOT put this film in their resume, or use their real names in the credits.
- This movie probably ruined the careers of every single person involved.
- God damn this is the worst movie ever made. I honestly can not think of anything I've seen that's worse than this.
it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography.
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ccaudle — 16 years ago(July 03, 2009 11:12 PM)
- When the fight against Kahn gets tough, find your ANIMALITY!!!
- Sonya blowing a kiss will "barbeque your @ss"
- Sonya, Rayden, and Johnny Cage can be played by different characters and no one seems to say, "Uh, you're NOT Sonya, Rayden, Johnny"
- Rayden will be "watching" these guys for a long time, because they sure as hell won't be making a 3rd MK movie with these guys.
- Jax is gonna make Motaro eat that thing!