100 THINGS YOU'VE LEARNT FROM MK:ANNIHILATION
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TheLastArcanum — 17 years ago(February 14, 2009 04:46 AM)
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cowgirl_from_hell9 — 17 years ago(March 25, 2009 04:45 PM)
- Apparently your sai's don't have to be sharp to make an impact.
- Jade & Liu Kang could've killed each other but they lived.
- Liu uses amazing conditioner to keep his hair fluffy.
- Johnny has stopped making movies.
- Liu has the uncanny ability to disappear right before a killer robot blows up.
- hitting a giant monster in the butt with robotic arms can kill it.
- Raiden has only known Jax for one minute and he's dissin' him already.
- Jax and Sonya can swim in the air.
- When you travel throug portals you feel like you were microwaved; burnin up on the outside but freezin on the inside. Which unfortunately you never get used to
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TheGill-Man — 16 years ago(April 16, 2009 09:44 AM)
- It is possible to keep your hair well groomed and immaculate with two giant horns in the way.
- Sheeva can't fight worth beep
- If a humungous snarling beast appears behind you PUNCH IT IN THE ASS MULTIPLE TIMES AND IT WILL RUN SCARED!
- Choking someone with razor sharp knives will not decapitate them.
- When you have to chose between showcasing a fight between Jax, Sonya, Kitana and Jade vs. Sindel or Rayden vs. some supplementary Noob Saibot clones, go with the latter.
- Sub-Zero didn't help AT ALL! Seriously, he made a bridge that got destroyed and Liu Kang just leapt right over the precipice anyhow.
- Do not underestimate the power of the human spirit.
"Like every child who has ever been adopted, you are destined to kill!"
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WilliamWeird1313 — 16 years ago(April 16, 2009 11:39 AM)
- Life is not worth living.
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- Life is not worth living.
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running_blind5784 — 16 years ago(July 03, 2009 05:55 AM)
- Sub-Zero rarely takes off his mask because he looks like David Schwimmer.
- Taking the most controversial game of the 90's and turning it into some PG-13 piece of drivel and hiring some 3rd graders to pen the script was actually a GOOD idea to someone in Hollywood.
- All people in the MK universe flip in slow mo.
- The people involved in this film obviously set out to make a movie worse than street fighter, and they succeeded big time.
- "IT HAS BEGUN" never loses it's impact, provided it's spoken while you're all spread eagle.
- When Liu meets Jade, I honestly thought I had accidentally switched to skinemax.
- Speaking of skinemax, this movie has the production values of all those soft core movies you see late at night, but no nudity ;(
- All film makers aspiring to a video game adaption should consult this film and file it under "what not to do with my adaptation"
- If sonya and mileena had gotten naked during their mud fight, this would be the best movie in existance.
- The costume designer(s) hopefully were smart enough to NOT put this film in their resume, or use their real names in the credits.
- This movie probably ruined the careers of every single person involved.
- God damn this is the worst movie ever made. I honestly can not think of anything I've seen that's worse than this.
it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography.
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ccaudle — 16 years ago(July 03, 2009 11:12 PM)
- When the fight against Kahn gets tough, find your ANIMALITY!!!
- Sonya blowing a kiss will "barbeque your @ss"
- Sonya, Rayden, and Johnny Cage can be played by different characters and no one seems to say, "Uh, you're NOT Sonya, Rayden, Johnny"
- Rayden will be "watching" these guys for a long time, because they sure as hell won't be making a 3rd MK movie with these guys.
- Jax is gonna make Motaro eat that thing!
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ZOMBIE-8 — 16 years ago(July 03, 2009 11:17 PM)
- We now learn about one of the films Uwe Boll studied before directing House of The Dead
- It's more important to have 95% of the characters from the games than it is to have just some characters from the games and flesh them out. After all, quantity over quality!
- When introducing characters who seem to only have one scene, they don't really need to have names. But we'll still add their character names in the end credits. And despite three tarkatans, we'll still have "Baraka" listed in the end credits as just one guy.
- To hell with Noob Saibot being the original Sub-Zero as explained in the later games he's just a glorified crystalized fart from Ermac!
- When I was 12, I saw this in theaters and thought this was the greatest movie of all time. Now that I'm just about 24, I now understand why there should never be any 12 year old film directors.
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Griever_2112 — 16 years ago(July 07, 2009 01:24 PM)
- When you want to try and squeeze every MK character into a movie, just mention names and never show them works just fine (poor Kabak and Stryker)
- Waitthis WASN'T directed by a 12 year old?
- When did Shao Khan get an Animality? O_o
- No seriously, your telling me a 12 really didn't direct this.
- When fighting a Centuar you don't need to show the strikes landingwe know they are implied.
It's like that stripey bag is mocking me beep you stripey bag.
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MegaMan_Oasis — 16 years ago(July 23, 2009 04:06 AM)
Ok I'm gonna reverse the 100 things. Now going from 1 to 100. Starting with:
1.) Jax was fake sleeping when Sonya found him on the bed.
2.) Shao Kahn suppose to be like 8 feet when he looks only 5'10
3.) Shao Kahn is suppose to be asian when he's caucasian
4.) When you can't get the actor portraying Rayden to make the flying warcry sound, just dub the game sound instead.
5.) Have the characters do awesome flips to make them look epic. -
reapingdarkside — 16 years ago(July 31, 2009 12:09 AM)
- Shao Kahn's in-game projectile doesn't look cheesy at all in the movie.
- The writers obviously followed the game storyline, didn't you know that Rayden and Shao Kahn are sons of Shinnok?
- Liu Kang had a much easier time defeating Shao Kahn than he did Shang Tsung.