My favorite Danielle line too! Love the way she delivers it!
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chriscaulder — 14 years ago(January 13, 2012 09:19 PM)
So many classic lines in this film.
How about Danielle in the hotel room
"Do you wanna fk me?" all sweet and ready to go.. yowza. Uber-hot.
But in all seriousness.
Eli's lines are absolutely classic. I really love the "fk her for MEEE!!!!" part and the film school lecture is HILARIOUS! "shut the FK up! NEXT QUESTION! FASTER!!!!"
Hugo to Kelly: "Kelly, what do we say?"
Kelly: "fk you?"
Danielle about to cry "I love the way you look at me." ugh, destroys me. And a perfect song that immediately follows.
Matt to Klitz "I love you SO much" when he's tripping on ecstasy. Haha. His voice and delivery is so great.
Eli "that's right, bitch!" haha.
Klitz "fk it, I'll feel one.."
Kelly "Damn, Peterson! I haven't seen your black ass in ages!"
Kelly "you know who's got the killer bud this fker right here."
Eli "I just wanna fk somethin'."
Kelly shoots the look at the teacher then, "stay in school!" - the look alone speaks volumes.
Kelly "those crazy little fkers sure know their numbers."
Klitz "cause we're a fkin tripod."
Klitz "Fkin great, man. Let's do this."
Eli "god, I just wanna bang hot chicks!"
haha man, what a classic movie. Watched it again twice today (second time as I write this). -
Forman54 — 13 years ago(May 24, 2012 02:10 AM)
There are so many great ones to choose from, but my favorite line would have to be when after Kelly yells over to Peterson and Peterson asks if he knows him, Kelly's response of "The f@ck's your problem" had me dying!
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sa-653-18772 — 9 years ago(May 18, 2016 11:42 PM)
Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matt: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a p0rn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matt: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your pen!s inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. -
wellfancythat — 13 years ago(October 25, 2012 12:37 AM)
Haha, this has been on HBO lately and I saw no one had added this yet it's not so much a line, but it makes me laugh EVERY TIME.
When Ryan is giving his speech and he delivers the infamous JFK quote and Matt interrupts him by laughing really loudly. -
spicyhotsauce — 11 years ago(August 23, 2014 05:40 PM)
Here's some others I like, that may not have been mentioned
Kelley to Danielle outside her house:
"You are a forest fire."
Danielle to Matthew in swimming pool & in limo after prom:
"So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?"
Matthew during his scholarship speech:
"Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I.Ryan?"
Hugo Posh to Kelley at Av Expo:
"Kelley, what do we say?"
[Kelley: beep you."]
"Always with the big words."
Kelley walking on porn set after getting box of cigars from Matthew:
"All right people!
[Claps hands]
Let's make some fvckee, fvckee."
Eli to HS jock during video shoot:
"You're strong, you're firm, but you have a secret. Show that to me."
Klitz backstage to hot girl at AV Expo:
"Baby I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal."
Mule talking to Eli & Klitz at AV Expo about his hot girlfriend:
"Do you want to give her a throw? Well come on, at least feel her tits??"
Karate guy in porn tape:
"Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now.for the final task of your training."
[Matthew's bad daydream]
Samnang: "That Matthew Kidman. He fvcked me, mom. He fvcked me so bad."
Samnang's mother: "That son of a b!tch!"
Kelley to Matthew walking up towards Hugo Posh's house:
"It was my idea. It's like he's Simon and I'm Garfunkel. Look at me, man. I'm fvckin' Garfunkel."
Exotic Parrot in Hugo Posh's house:
"Bang me!
[squawks]
Cradle the balls!!
[whistles]
"
Eli running in hallway as camera crewman stumbles & falls to ground:
"Take the pain! Take the pain!"
Kelley
[whispering to himself]
while viewing the Sex Ed tape:
"What the fvck is this sh!t?"
Danielle after ringing doorbell to Eli's house:
"I'm all wet, can I come in?"
Eli during phone conversation with Matthew:
-> "Shhh, just learn to like it."
-> "How's the rack???"
-> "Dude, what the fvck.[Matthew hangs up phone]"
Matthew to Danielle onstage at AV Expo:
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay."
You are so beautiful and talented. I would love to perform with you.