My favorite Danielle line too! Love the way she delivers it!
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wellfancythat — 13 years ago(October 25, 2012 12:37 AM)
Haha, this has been on HBO lately and I saw no one had added this yet it's not so much a line, but it makes me laugh EVERY TIME.
When Ryan is giving his speech and he delivers the infamous JFK quote and Matt interrupts him by laughing really loudly. -
spicyhotsauce — 11 years ago(August 23, 2014 05:40 PM)
Here's some others I like, that may not have been mentioned
Kelley to Danielle outside her house:
"You are a forest fire."
Danielle to Matthew in swimming pool & in limo after prom:
"So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?"
Matthew during his scholarship speech:
"Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I.Ryan?"
Hugo Posh to Kelley at Av Expo:
"Kelley, what do we say?"
[Kelley: beep you."]
"Always with the big words."
Kelley walking on porn set after getting box of cigars from Matthew:
"All right people!
[Claps hands]
Let's make some fvckee, fvckee."
Eli to HS jock during video shoot:
"You're strong, you're firm, but you have a secret. Show that to me."
Klitz backstage to hot girl at AV Expo:
"Baby I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal."
Mule talking to Eli & Klitz at AV Expo about his hot girlfriend:
"Do you want to give her a throw? Well come on, at least feel her tits??"
Karate guy in porn tape:
"Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now.for the final task of your training."
[Matthew's bad daydream]
Samnang: "That Matthew Kidman. He fvcked me, mom. He fvcked me so bad."
Samnang's mother: "That son of a b!tch!"
Kelley to Matthew walking up towards Hugo Posh's house:
"It was my idea. It's like he's Simon and I'm Garfunkel. Look at me, man. I'm fvckin' Garfunkel."
Exotic Parrot in Hugo Posh's house:
"Bang me!
[squawks]
Cradle the balls!!
[whistles]
"
Eli running in hallway as camera crewman stumbles & falls to ground:
"Take the pain! Take the pain!"
Kelley
[whispering to himself]
while viewing the Sex Ed tape:
"What the fvck is this sh!t?"
Danielle after ringing doorbell to Eli's house:
"I'm all wet, can I come in?"
Eli during phone conversation with Matthew:
-> "Shhh, just learn to like it."
-> "How's the rack???"
-> "Dude, what the fvck.[Matthew hangs up phone]"
Matthew to Danielle onstage at AV Expo:
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay."
You are so beautiful and talented. I would love to perform with you.