100 Hilarious Ways to Defeat Samara
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myochan — 9 years ago(July 26, 2016 01:52 PM)
- Call Sam and Dean Winchester.
- Stay away from TVs.
- Wait in front of the TV on horseback. When she comes through, rear up and smush her.
- Put the TV stand in a pool of water. When she crawls out, drop electric wires in and electrocute her.
- Put on a surgical mask. When she comes out of the TV, ask, "Am I pretty?" and she'll run away.
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wordsatplaytoday — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 11:51 AM)
- Face the TV towards the wall.
- Spread wet cement over the TV screen.
- Fill a water gun with nitrogen glycerin and water, then spray her in the face with it.
- Then she pushes against the wall and still gets out after separating the TV from the wall.
You'd have to put really heavy weights against the back of the TV. - It's football season. You think I'm going to ruin my expensive flat screen TV that way?
- Yeah. Like any corner store will have that.
And her face is covered with her hair. So that will protect her.
OK so you squirt her with a flammable. Then what. You'll burn down your house if you light her on fire.
Damn I'm good.
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freakbaby2 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 06:07 AM)
- turn the tv on, on purpose on day 7 and when she comes out mace the shxt out of her eyes. then stick a knife in her throat and shoot her in the butthole. Tell her try again tomorrow because she probably regrets bringing her ass to you now. If that doesn't kill her repeat!
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soulsk8ter225 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 08:00 AM)
What I feel like she does is the same thing each time: gets out of the TV, gets up, then "teleports."
Remember when she appeared before Noah, she magically got closer to him? Maybe if he was even 100 feet away, she would teleport right next to him as well.
This is what I feel like she did even with the innkeeper. He didn't wait around as he got out on his boat once she started climbing out of the well, and when she crawled out and stood up, BOOM! Teleported right next to his ass on the boat.
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Woodyanders — 6 months ago(September 23, 2025 11:53 PM)
Call the ghostbusters so they can take care of Samara.
Eat a huge bowl of chili and sit directly above your TV set with your pants down so you can **** all over Samara when she comes out of it.
Jerk off right before Samara comes out of your TV set and shoot a huge load in her face just as she comes out of it.
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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(November 05, 2021 11:02 PM)
On the day of, take the TV to a house of a person you really hate or want to get revenge on.
If you cannot get in the front door then just leave it on their porch.
They will see it.
Think, "Hey, free TV!" take it inside.
Boom.
Problem solved.
Your welcome.
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