100 Hilarious Ways to Defeat Samara
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freakbaby2 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 06:07 AM)
- turn the tv on, on purpose on day 7 and when she comes out mace the shxt out of her eyes. then stick a knife in her throat and shoot her in the butthole. Tell her try again tomorrow because she probably regrets bringing her ass to you now. If that doesn't kill her repeat!
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soulsk8ter225 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 08:00 AM)
What I feel like she does is the same thing each time: gets out of the TV, gets up, then "teleports."
Remember when she appeared before Noah, she magically got closer to him? Maybe if he was even 100 feet away, she would teleport right next to him as well.
This is what I feel like she did even with the innkeeper. He didn't wait around as he got out on his boat once she started climbing out of the well, and when she crawled out and stood up, BOOM! Teleported right next to his ass on the boat.
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Woodyanders — 6 months ago(September 23, 2025 11:53 PM)
Call the ghostbusters so they can take care of Samara.
Eat a huge bowl of chili and sit directly above your TV set with your pants down so you can **** all over Samara when she comes out of it.
Jerk off right before Samara comes out of your TV set and shoot a huge load in her face just as she comes out of it.
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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(November 05, 2021 11:02 PM)
On the day of, take the TV to a house of a person you really hate or want to get revenge on.
If you cannot get in the front door then just leave it on their porch.
They will see it.
Think, "Hey, free TV!" take it inside.
Boom.
Problem solved.
Your welcome.
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