Things We Learned From The Brave One
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RoboScott1 — 15 years ago(January 26, 2011 04:00 PM)
- Mobile phone connections are a lot faster in the USA than they are in the UK.
- If you've just robbed a sleazy pervert at gunpoint, always walk directly in front of his car straight afterwards as you make your escape.
- Cops always get there just in time.
- Listeners to a radio show are poised ready with a phone in their hands to phone in if ever a 'Call In' feature is added to the usual talk show, plus they can dial the number as it is being read out so that they are there by the end of the DJ's sentence.
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sights0d — 14 years ago(July 18, 2011 07:41 PM)
- The stress from PTSD can be adequately simulated by twisting your head to look at everything from an odd angle.
- If you lose a month or two of your life to a serious incident, your job will be waiting for you upon your return.
- Lightning strikes twice. Being accosted by thugs happens at least five times that.
- You will not survive 30 days.
- If you point a gun at someone who is trying to sell you a gun, he will be understanding because you're so inexperienced.
- Smoking is, as has been noted, a tough way to die.
- She's right for not letting you see your kids. Because you're a douchebag. And you have an ugly haircut which only serves to enhance the bulge of your oddly shaped forehead.
- Yes, a nice fully-clothed shower after your first killing is nice and relaxing.
- New York is an organism. A mutant organism, apparently.
- Some people believe that New York is safe. These people also believe in Santa Clause and often frequent Central Park after dark.
(and that's all within the first 48 minutes, including commercials)
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Eightythreeyearoldguy — 14 years ago(August 22, 2011 08:23 AM)
- If you allow lots of dead air on a radio show, the listeners will love it and flood the station manager with praise for it.
- Talking to a person's mirror image is more effectibe than talking directly to him or her.
- If you flee from a scene leaving your dog behind, don't worry because he'll manage to break loose and follow you.
- Cops don't appreciate amateurs doing their jobs for them.
Life, every now and then, behaves as though it had seen too many bad movies
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koffeenkreame41-1 — 11 years ago(July 06, 2014 11:55 PM)
- I guess Jodie Foster learned alot from Travis Bickle, she knew him when she was younger.
- Jennifer Aniston killed two knife wielding black guys with a gun.
- Erica killed Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance from The Shining in the store.
- Motherf that sh-t up!
- The vigilante was doing the cop's job for them.
- You can notice Jodie Foster's ass while she's sitting down.
- David put up a good fight, to bad he 'LOST' it.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna*beep*wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.
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masterandcommander — 10 years ago(April 06, 2015 11:22 AM)
~70? When you are trying to find out who beat you up and killed your boyfriend, pawn shop owners will tell you who bought your ring leading you easily to the killer as long as you pay them a few dollars. However, they will ask you to get out of their sight afterwards.
71. After you find out who the pawn shop sold your ring to, the very first time you call the person's number you will immediately and obviously be able to identify exactly who they are in a crowd because they will be the first person you are already looking at and they will very loudly answer the phone immediately. In case you are not sure they are answering your call or not, they will very awkwardly ask everyone around them if they recognize the number just in case you were not sure they were being called by you or not.
72. After you confront the person you easily identified by the phone call, they will not want to help you. But then they will want to help you 2 minutes later.
73. That person who just decided to help you after they said they wouldn't, will very nonchalantly send you the murder video of your boyfriend but they will not say why they sent it to you or how they got it. It WILL however reveal that the person who found the original video, made a digital file of the video, and then emailed it to your phone JUST so you could see it. This video will also be remarkably good quality for a stone age cellphone.
74. You will then send this video in an attachment to the detective who is potentially trying to stop you from reaching your revenge. However, this will make it very lucky for you when the badguys have you around the neck because the detective will figure out a way to get there to save you in time.
75. When someone cuts you open with a crowbar and you splatter your own blood all over the ground, the police will not try and see who the DNA belongs to. Neither will they look at whose blood is on the crowbar. They will obviously just assume it only belongs the victim.
Kudos, my good sir.