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    dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:57 AM)

    Crystal is the x
    Lion aims his balloon well
    Pneumatic bliss there!

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      CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

      Yes, X marks the spot
      Lion's body should land there
      But not the balloon

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        LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

        That's better than a bat signal!

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          dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

          The thought of Commissioner Gordon penetrating a spreadeagled and scarlet Batman is strangely alluring!

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            LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

            BatWOMAN

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              dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

              Homophobe!

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                LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                Missed the haiku

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                  Woodyanders — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 01:19 PM)

                  Here's one the ladies can use to pick up a guy:
                  "Is that a groundhog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
                  You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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                    CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:10 AM)

                    What should I do if it turns out he really has a groundhog in his pants?

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                      Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:14 AM)

                      My advice is to run as fast as you can.
                      You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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                        CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:19 AM)

                        And alert the authorities?

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                          Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:25 AM)

                          Yeah, might as well.
                          You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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