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    CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

    It was 7 to me. I don't pronounce poem as "po-em."

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      dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:04 AM)

      Only vulgar Yanks say "pome."

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        CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

        That's me!

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          Penny — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

          Documentary
          On Ursula K. LeGuin
          I am watching now

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            dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:07 AM)

            Penny! What timing!
            Now we can waste lots of time
            Thinking up nonsense!

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              CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

              Isn't that what we've been doing this whole time?
              Hi, Penny!

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                LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:48 AM)

                Paint a big x on the ground so I know where to land my balloon mon cherie!

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                  CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:51 AM)

                  I'll form the X myself. I'll paint my body red and then lie on the ground spreadeagled.

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                    dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:57 AM)

                    Crystal is the x
                    Lion aims his balloon well
                    Pneumatic bliss there!

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                      CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

                      Yes, X marks the spot
                      Lion's body should land there
                      But not the balloon

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                        LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

                        That's better than a bat signal!

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                          dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                          The thought of Commissioner Gordon penetrating a spreadeagled and scarlet Batman is strangely alluring!

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                            LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                            BatWOMAN

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                              dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                              Homophobe!

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                                LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                                Missed the haiku

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                                  Woodyanders — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 01:19 PM)

                                  Here's one the ladies can use to pick up a guy:
                                  "Is that a groundhog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
                                  You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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                                    CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:10 AM)

                                    What should I do if it turns out he really has a groundhog in his pants?

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                                      Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:14 AM)

                                      My advice is to run as fast as you can.
                                      You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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                                        CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:19 AM)

                                        And alert the authorities?

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                                          Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:25 AM)

                                          Yeah, might as well.
                                          You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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