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    CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:55 AM)

    I can't remember
    How to write a haiku poem
    It's been a long time

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      dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:58 AM)

      Yep, you had 8 syllables in line 2. Sex has deranged your poetic sensibilities!

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        CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

        It was 7 to me. I don't pronounce poem as "po-em."

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          dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:04 AM)

          Only vulgar Yanks say "pome."

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            CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

            That's me!

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              Penny — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

              Documentary
              On Ursula K. LeGuin
              I am watching now

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                dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:07 AM)

                Penny! What timing!
                Now we can waste lots of time
                Thinking up nonsense!

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                  CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

                  Isn't that what we've been doing this whole time?
                  Hi, Penny!

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                    LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:48 AM)

                    Paint a big x on the ground so I know where to land my balloon mon cherie!

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                      CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:51 AM)

                      I'll form the X myself. I'll paint my body red and then lie on the ground spreadeagled.

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                        dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:57 AM)

                        Crystal is the x
                        Lion aims his balloon well
                        Pneumatic bliss there!

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                          CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

                          Yes, X marks the spot
                          Lion's body should land there
                          But not the balloon

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                            LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

                            That's better than a bat signal!

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                              dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                              The thought of Commissioner Gordon penetrating a spreadeagled and scarlet Batman is strangely alluring!

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                                LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                                BatWOMAN

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                                  dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                                  Homophobe!

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                                    LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                                    Missed the haiku

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                                      Woodyanders — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 01:19 PM)

                                      Here's one the ladies can use to pick up a guy:
                                      "Is that a groundhog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
                                      You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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                                        CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:10 AM)

                                        What should I do if it turns out he really has a groundhog in his pants?

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                                          Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:14 AM)

                                          My advice is to run as fast as you can.
                                          You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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