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    dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:52 AM)

    It's always the time
    Haiku never palls on us
    Except when it does
    somehow this sounds like a Rob haiku

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      CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:55 AM)

      I can't remember
      How to write a haiku poem
      It's been a long time

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        dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:58 AM)

        Yep, you had 8 syllables in line 2. Sex has deranged your poetic sensibilities!

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          CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

          It was 7 to me. I don't pronounce poem as "po-em."

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            dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:04 AM)

            Only vulgar Yanks say "pome."

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              CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

              That's me!

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                Penny — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                Documentary
                On Ursula K. LeGuin
                I am watching now

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                  dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:07 AM)

                  Penny! What timing!
                  Now we can waste lots of time
                  Thinking up nonsense!

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                    CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:08 AM)

                    Isn't that what we've been doing this whole time?
                    Hi, Penny!

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                      LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:48 AM)

                      Paint a big x on the ground so I know where to land my balloon mon cherie!

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                        CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:51 AM)

                        I'll form the X myself. I'll paint my body red and then lie on the ground spreadeagled.

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                          dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:57 AM)

                          Crystal is the x
                          Lion aims his balloon well
                          Pneumatic bliss there!

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                            CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

                            Yes, X marks the spot
                            Lion's body should land there
                            But not the balloon

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                              LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 02:59 AM)

                              That's better than a bat signal!

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                                dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                                The thought of Commissioner Gordon penetrating a spreadeagled and scarlet Batman is strangely alluring!

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                                  LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                                  BatWOMAN

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                                    dbentley666 — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:02 AM)

                                    Homophobe!

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                                      LastLion — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 03:00 AM)

                                      Missed the haiku

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                                        Woodyanders — 6 years ago(February 02, 2020 01:19 PM)

                                        Here's one the ladies can use to pick up a guy:
                                        "Is that a groundhog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
                                        You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

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                                          CrystalRaindrops — 5 years ago(February 03, 2021 02:10 AM)

                                          What should I do if it turns out he really has a groundhog in his pants?

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