1000 Things I Learned…
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aoc777 — 14 years ago(May 02, 2011 04:16 AM)
Thank you for the good advice; when my alien overlords come to harvest brains, I think I will advise them to go for dolphins and whales, because should they absorb the brains of the script writers of Skyline by accident - oh the inhumanity!
71. Lot's of admittedly very good effects make up for a lack of story. If only R. Emmerich knew this
72. Being exposed to an alien light source will get you possessed.
73. A brick and fists do more damage than an axe.
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baue1446 — 14 years ago(May 03, 2011 04:19 PM)
- Having your GF find pictures of you making out with your assistant that NEVER happened in the movie (theatrical release any way)
- Aliens continuously look for people in a hotel over and over and over again in the desperate attempt to find a person once and a while instead of moving on to the millions of suburbs to be found all over the country
- Military leaders feel that a few land troops armed with bazookas and m16s on a random un secure hotel roof will be more effective than a nuclear weapon and an efficient use of the remaining military personal left on earth
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kaliphornia_dreemin — 14 years ago(May 07, 2011 08:43 AM)
- Apparently, some aliens look like man-eating vaginas.
- Aliens don't appreciate the value of fast, expensive cars.
- Aliens are color blind. Red brain? Eh, it's still a brain, I guess.
- Eric Balfour isn't any better looking as an alien.
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morph85 — 14 years ago(May 07, 2011 05:39 PM)
- If you wake up in the middle of the night and you see an inexplicably bright blue light you'll think it's morning.
- If aliens try to hypnotize you and you manage to escape twice, you'll get superhuman strength as a bonus.
- After an alien mother-ship kidnaps some hundred thousand (or few million) people it will take its time and go out of its way to suck out a couple more.
- Space traveling aliens don't have any fire power whatsoever, only a blue bright light and muscle force.
- The only guy with survival instincts will finally decide to commit suicide if the hot blonde next to him will die.
- If you decide to blow yourself up using the gas in the kitchen be sure to have a cigarette in your mouth for dramatic effect.
- If aliens take over your town and you're stupid enough to try and make a run for it, be sure that you'll meet other idiots like you who thought to do the same thing.
- If the father of your unborn baby is not ready to start a family yet be sure to follow him in his suicide mission even if you think it's a stupid idea.
- LA hotshots will always ride in an alien invaded city in style.
- If aliens take over a huge city and kidnap everybody in sight be sure you can outsmart them by driving your way to the harbor in a convoy.
- If hiding can save your life, make a run for it!
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Dismissed — 14 years ago(May 30, 2011 05:34 AM)
No You lighten up.. Even the best movies have their "What the beep and "No way in hell" moments. We're just having fun with the "You dumbass"-ness of this one.
I'm rather indifferent in my feeling towards the film. It was a decent way to waste an afternoon. But, I have no interest in seeing it again.
