For watching Harry Potter !?

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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 2 years ago(June 27, 2023 05:28 PM)

You don't need one if someone says "God Bless You" every time you fart. That's adequate protection for bum demons.

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Loki — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 10:08 AM)

You obviously haven't seen Bubba Ho-tep….

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Loki — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:06 PM)

And you obviously have…

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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:09 PM)

That movie is a great survival guide for keeping mummies from sucking your soul out of your arsehole.

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Loki — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:26 PM)

Yep. I mean, we're still here…

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/.​ — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:28 PM)

That's one I'll eventually watch one day.
My password is password

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Loki — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:41 PM)

Well worth it.

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The Kraken — 2 years ago(June 27, 2023 05:31 PM)

Well my pastor told me to pull down my pants so he can check my bum for demons.

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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(June 27, 2023 09:30 PM)

Did he offer you ice cream first?
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Fun Guy From Yuggoth — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:03 PM)

No, but he did give me some cream afterwards. Told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.

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/.​ — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:29 PM)

Good grief!
My password is password

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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 05:05 PM)

Ewwwww
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/.​ — 2 years ago(June 27, 2023 05:35 PM)

Your pastor is a fag.
My password is password

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digitalzomby2 — 2 years ago(July 01, 2023 06:35 PM)

all religious hi-jackers are fags!

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/.​ — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 07:28 AM)

I mean, if anyone would know it would be a pastor…
My password is password

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Lilith — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 07:46 AM)

Serious question: Why do you keep going back to this church? You are an adult and can make your own decisions, including if you even want to go to church at all. If you do, try a different church.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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MLRD — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 01:03 PM)

She lives with her mum.

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Lilith — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 03:09 PM)

So what? Go to a different church. She's an adult, not a child.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

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/.​ — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 03:17 PM)

Miley and her mom have a very unhealthy codependent relationship. Her mom has Munchausen or something too.
My password is password

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MLRD — 2 years ago(June 29, 2023 10:09 AM)

Are you sure he didn't say Hull?