I'm convinced someone was murdered in my kitchen

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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 07:58 AM)

And rage. Kitchens are full of bad emotion. Burned toast and overdone eggs, meat not cooked when all the side dishes are ready, sunken cake sponge… all these things create such anger and resentment. Ghosts love that ****.
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Dazed — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:02 AM)

There's a lot of foul language in my kitchen at times.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:07 AM)

I was thinking of you when I wrote that. I bet it's the kind of thing that would make a sailor blush.
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Aph the cat whisperer — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:10 AM)

Me when I'm trying to make gluten free cookies and they turn into a traybake

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Dazed — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:36 AM)

I've tried gf bread a handful of times now and every single time it's gone in the bin
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:49 AM)

It's an absolute nightmare Apparenly sourdough bread is supposed to be better but idk. All the breads taste the same to me with a raisiny aftertaste.

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:22 AM)

Lmao
Fidelio♟️

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/....... — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:29 AM)

or it could be the ghosts of all the dead animals. maybe even plants if you're vegan

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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 09:27 AM)

But not really. When they die, animals and plants get it all explained to them. They're shown a picture of me, and appreciate the privilege of having played their part in creating such wonder.
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/....... — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 06:24 PM)

'the circle of life is such a scam,' thought the dingleberry

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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:25 PM)

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 10:50 AM)

Maybe you’re the Malcom Crowe

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Captain Li Shang — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 10:53 AM)

Do you eat beef, pork, horse, chicken, duck, rabbit and fish?

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Chicxulub — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 06:28 PM)

Got some hungry eyes watching me
Is that such a bad thing
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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:17 PM)

Have you ever thought about being murdered yourself?
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