I'm convinced someone was murdered in my kitchen

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Aph the cat whisperer — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:10 AM)

Me when I'm trying to make gluten free cookies and they turn into a traybake

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Dazed — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:36 AM)

I've tried gf bread a handful of times now and every single time it's gone in the bin
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 10 months ago(May 19, 2025 05:49 AM)

It's an absolute nightmare Apparenly sourdough bread is supposed to be better but idk. All the breads taste the same to me with a raisiny aftertaste.

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:22 AM)

Lmao
Fidelio♟️

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/....... — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:29 AM)

or it could be the ghosts of all the dead animals. maybe even plants if you're vegan

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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 09:27 AM)

But not really. When they die, animals and plants get it all explained to them. They're shown a picture of me, and appreciate the privilege of having played their part in creating such wonder.
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/....... — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 06:24 PM)

'the circle of life is such a scam,' thought the dingleberry

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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:25 PM)

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 10:50 AM)

Maybe you’re the Malcom Crowe

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Captain Li Shang — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 10:53 AM)

Do you eat beef, pork, horse, chicken, duck, rabbit and fish?

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Chicxulub — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 06:28 PM)

Got some hungry eyes watching me
Is that such a bad thing
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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 08:17 PM)

Have you ever thought about being murdered yourself?
My password is password.