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    JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:39 AM)

    I did ask…
    How does this work?
    OK but the rest of my reply applies.
    You like sitting there in your stink, you go on right ahead.
    How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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      insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:42 AM)

      Clean water is pulled from the pipe (the bidet is typically plugged into the pipe in the wall with a T-valve that the tank AND bidet connect to in two different spots) and splashes on your ass via a tube. It doesn't get recycled from the bowl. You still need to wash your ass in the shower but it's definitely cleaner than using dry paper. It can have an enema effect too, fun lil bonus
      It doesn't really take more time than wiping either. Genuinely have no idea what you're picturing

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        Cheeky — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:47 AM)

        Or, do like me and wipe with toilet paper, then clean yourself with liquid soap on toilet paper or a wash rag
        If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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          insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:50 AM)

          You're seen cleaner than I am. I bet you fart soap bubbles

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            Cheeky — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:51 AM)

            😄
            I'm just fussy
            If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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              BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:01 AM)

              did you ever put soap on a towel and clean your asscrack in the shower? your farts smell like soap.
              jestergooning

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                insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:17 AM)

                I have not noticed soap farts

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                  -- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:27 AM)

                  your farts smell like soap.
                  while your towels smell like ****, remind me to never do anything that may require the use of a towel while at your house.

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                    BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:36 AM)

                    don't wander into peoples' private bathrooms and you won't accidentally wash your face with their ass towel
                    jestergooning

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                      BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:00 AM)

                      way too much effort
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                        Cheeky — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 07:17 PM)

                        Butt worth it
                        If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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                          /.ㅤ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:24 AM)

                          Why would you even think a bidet uses unclean toilet water to wash the ass?
                          As in why would ANYONE buy them if that's what they did?
                          My password is password.

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                            LivingDeadBoy✝️ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:25 AM)

                            He's dim.
                            Fidelio♟️

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                              insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:38 AM)

                              fr - this is the funniest thing I've read today and I've read some funny things

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                                -- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:42 AM)

                                As in why would ANYONE buy them if that's what they did?
                                New age vegan libtards would probably find medicinal value in pumping piss water up your anus. Like a coffee enema, only done in a clinic in Afghanistan

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                                  /.ㅤ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:54 AM)

                                  While coffee enemas sound like horseshit, coffee is less gross than pisswater.
                                  There just doesn't seem to be any reason to think a bidet involves splashing pisswater back into your ass
                                  My password is password.

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                                    -- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:00 AM)

                                    Clearly never used a bidet in Rwanda.

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                                      insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:19 AM)

                                      If I was in Rwanda i'd prob skip the bidet on hopes of being assraped less

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                                        -- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:24 AM)

                                        You'd be to afraid to even fart in case it gets into the airwaves and they pick up the scent. It's more than just the animals that hunt you in Africa.

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                                          -- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:25 AM)

                                          feels good to live in a country with running water and no genocide rite?
                                          **** those guys.

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