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BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:01 AM)

did you ever put soap on a towel and clean your asscrack in the shower? your farts smell like soap.
jestergooning

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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:17 AM)

I have not noticed soap farts

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-- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:27 AM)

your farts smell like soap.
while your towels smell like ****, remind me to never do anything that may require the use of a towel while at your house.

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BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:36 AM)

don't wander into peoples' private bathrooms and you won't accidentally wash your face with their ass towel
jestergooning

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BOOMSHIT — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:00 AM)

way too much effort
jestergooning

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Cheeky — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 07:17 PM)

Butt worth it
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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/.ㅤ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:24 AM)

Why would you even think a bidet uses unclean toilet water to wash the ass?
As in why would ANYONE buy them if that's what they did?
My password is password.

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LivingDeadBoy️ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:25 AM)

He's dim.
Fidelio♟️

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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:38 AM)

fr - this is the funniest thing I've read today and I've read some funny things

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-- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:42 AM)

As in why would ANYONE buy them if that's what they did?
New age vegan libtards would probably find medicinal value in pumping piss water up your anus. Like a coffee enema, only done in a clinic in Afghanistan

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/.ㅤ — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 05:54 AM)

While coffee enemas sound like horseshit, coffee is less gross than pisswater.
There just doesn't seem to be any reason to think a bidet involves splashing pisswater back into your ass
My password is password.

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-- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:00 AM)

Clearly never used a bidet in Rwanda.

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insurgent — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:19 AM)

If I was in Rwanda i'd prob skip the bidet on hopes of being assraped less

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-- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:24 AM)

You'd be to afraid to even fart in case it gets into the airwaves and they pick up the scent. It's more than just the animals that hunt you in Africa.

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-- wot -- — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:25 AM)

feels good to live in a country with running water and no genocide rite?
**** those guys.

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MovieManCin2 — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 06:45 AM)

We agree on something else.
Amazing!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 08:41 AM)

Cool!
We have our moments of common ground despite our different political leanings.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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MovieManCin2 — 7 months ago(August 31, 2025 05:45 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Uncreative — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:09 AM)

When I get my bathroom redone I'm gonna put in one of those fancy Japanese toilets.

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lipschitz — 7 months ago(August 30, 2025 04:24 AM)

Do people really get so messy when they poo that they need to power wash their ass on a regular basis? I've never tried a bidet tbh but I think a wet ass would be gross. Then you still have to wipe to dry it so ehhh.