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    元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:23 AM)

    When did you last perform basic situational awareness?
    Was it when Biden was a boy?

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      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:27 AM)

      Depends upon how one defines situational awareness
      Would this be an example
      by 才元 » 2 days ago(February 15, 2026 03:30 PM) | Send PM | Reply | permalink
      Member since September 16, 2017
      What's wrong with ****ing kids? confused.gif
      Maybe the kids want to be ****ed? laugh.gif
      I wish I was ****ed more as a kid! giveup.gif

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        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:33 AM)

        If you look at the top right-hand side of this screenshot you'll see that the Han is swapped differently from what you present.
        Also, I've been a member for far longer than the person you are quoting
        This means that you are taking something which is wrong and believing it to be right
        Had you basic perception enabled, you would have seen this was obvious and not continued a foolish behaviour of trying to side with the paedophile gang which infects these boards with their guise of just being edgy as an excuse

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          bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:36 AM)

          Agonal gasps from Juan

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            元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:40 AM)

            Happy lunar New Year

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              bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:41 AM)

              Juan in desperation mode

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                元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:03 AM)

                Perhaps
                But at least I'm not killing someone and then blaming it on my senility

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                  bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:06 AM)

                  When someone is in cardiac arrest, they are already clinically dead, so nothing one does can technically kill that person at that time.

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                    元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:09 AM)

                    Shoa' ting Mr. Magoo

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                      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:10 AM)

                      元才 said...
                      Shoa' ting Mr. Magoo
                      Juan is pronounced at 2010 EST.
                      Compressions stopped.
                      Everyone gives thanks.

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                        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:12 AM)

                        bitchsurn said...
                        Juan is pronounced at 2010 EST.
                        Compressions stopped.
                        Everyone gives thanks.
                        It's plonounced, you lacisd!

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                          bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:17 AM)

                          元才 said...
                          It's plonounced, you lacisd!
                          TOD 2010 EST and everyone is hoping and praying that he stays dead.

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                            元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:24 AM)

                            bitchsurn said...
                            TOD 2010 EST and everyone is hoping and praying that he stays dead.
                            There's that word "Everyone" again
                            You keep using it, on various accounts, but nobody ever seems to want to be included in your throng of being categorised so
                            It's almost as if you are talking to your own shadows and expecting it to take on a life of its own and agree with you
                            Well, onwards and upwards. It can't go any further downwards for you (Can it?)

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                              bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:27 AM)

                              元才 said...
                              There's that word "Everyone" again
                              You keep using it, on various accounts, but nobody ever seems to want to be included in your throng of being categorised so
                              It's almost as if you are talking to your own shadows and expecting it to take on a life of its own and agree with you
                              Well, onwards and upwards. It can't go any further downwards for you (Can it?)
                              Trust me on this:
                              everyone
                              is definitely applicable here.
                              ("Bobby" and "Ricky" and "Siggie" and the rest of your merry band of sock puppets don't count.)

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                                元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:33 AM)

                                bitchsurn said...
                                Trust me on this:
                                everyone
                                is definitely applicable here.
                                ("Bobby" and "Ricky" and "Siggie" and the rest of your merry band of sock puppets don't count.)
                                "Trust" you?
                                Why the **** would I trust someone who can't use their eyes to discern what is obviously apparent to "Everyone"?
                                You, and your obvious band of socks, are alone. How isolated you are is shown in your thrashing around claiming otherwise
                                I'd say "Just die already" but the thing is, when you do nobody will notice.
                                Perhaps you should listen to your shadow. It offers the world more than you do already
                                So,
                                trust
                                me when I say you are not even nothing. And
                                everyone
                                knows that and is politely waiting for the wind to carry your stench elsewhere

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                                  bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:38 AM)

                                  元才 said...
                                  "Trust" you?
                                  Why the fuck would I trust someone who can't use their eyes to discern what is obviously apparent to "Everyone"?
                                  You, and your obvious band of socks, are alone. How isolated you are is shown in your thrashing around claiming otherwise
                                  I'd say "Just die already" but the thing is, when you do nobody will notice.
                                  Perhaps you should listen to your shadow. It offers the world more than you do already
                                  So,
                                  trust
                                  me when I say you are not even nothing. And
                                  everyone
                                  knows that and is politely waiting for the wind to carry your stench elsewhere
                                  expand
                                  Aw, I hurt Juan's little feelings

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                                    元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:40 AM)

                                    bitchsurn said...
                                    Aw, I hurt Juan's little feelings
                                    Why don't you ask one of your "Besties" what they thought of our tete-a-tete?

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                                      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:43 AM)

                                      元才 said...
                                      Why don't you ask one of your "Besties" what they thought of our tete-a-tete?
                                      Because, unlike you, I don't spend days on end engaging in meaningless schizophrenic conversations with my sock accounts, Juan

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                                        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:44 AM)

                                        bitchsurn said...
                                        Because, unlike you, I don't spend days on end engaging in meaningless schizophrenic conversations with my sock accounts, Juan
                                        We both know everything you just said there is absolute codswallop

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                                          bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:47 AM)

                                          元才 said...
                                          We both know everything you just said there is absolute codswallop
                                          Juan, the only "codswallop" are those "conversations" with "Bobby" and "Ricky" that go on for days and days
                                          Unlike you, I do not converse with my sock accounts

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