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    元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:03 AM)

    Perhaps
    But at least I'm not killing someone and then blaming it on my senility

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      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:06 AM)

      When someone is in cardiac arrest, they are already clinically dead, so nothing one does can technically kill that person at that time.

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        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:09 AM)

        Shoa' ting Mr. Magoo

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          bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:10 AM)

          元才 said...
          Shoa' ting Mr. Magoo
          Juan is pronounced at 2010 EST.
          Compressions stopped.
          Everyone gives thanks.

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            元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:12 AM)

            bitchsurn said...
            Juan is pronounced at 2010 EST.
            Compressions stopped.
            Everyone gives thanks.
            It's plonounced, you lacisd!

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              bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:17 AM)

              元才 said...
              It's plonounced, you lacisd!
              TOD 2010 EST and everyone is hoping and praying that he stays dead.

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                元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:24 AM)

                bitchsurn said...
                TOD 2010 EST and everyone is hoping and praying that he stays dead.
                There's that word "Everyone" again
                You keep using it, on various accounts, but nobody ever seems to want to be included in your throng of being categorised so
                It's almost as if you are talking to your own shadows and expecting it to take on a life of its own and agree with you
                Well, onwards and upwards. It can't go any further downwards for you (Can it?)

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                  bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:27 AM)

                  元才 said...
                  There's that word "Everyone" again
                  You keep using it, on various accounts, but nobody ever seems to want to be included in your throng of being categorised so
                  It's almost as if you are talking to your own shadows and expecting it to take on a life of its own and agree with you
                  Well, onwards and upwards. It can't go any further downwards for you (Can it?)
                  Trust me on this:
                  everyone
                  is definitely applicable here.
                  ("Bobby" and "Ricky" and "Siggie" and the rest of your merry band of sock puppets don't count.)

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                    元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:33 AM)

                    bitchsurn said...
                    Trust me on this:
                    everyone
                    is definitely applicable here.
                    ("Bobby" and "Ricky" and "Siggie" and the rest of your merry band of sock puppets don't count.)
                    "Trust" you?
                    Why the **** would I trust someone who can't use their eyes to discern what is obviously apparent to "Everyone"?
                    You, and your obvious band of socks, are alone. How isolated you are is shown in your thrashing around claiming otherwise
                    I'd say "Just die already" but the thing is, when you do nobody will notice.
                    Perhaps you should listen to your shadow. It offers the world more than you do already
                    So,
                    trust
                    me when I say you are not even nothing. And
                    everyone
                    knows that and is politely waiting for the wind to carry your stench elsewhere

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                      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:38 AM)

                      元才 said...
                      "Trust" you?
                      Why the fuck would I trust someone who can't use their eyes to discern what is obviously apparent to "Everyone"?
                      You, and your obvious band of socks, are alone. How isolated you are is shown in your thrashing around claiming otherwise
                      I'd say "Just die already" but the thing is, when you do nobody will notice.
                      Perhaps you should listen to your shadow. It offers the world more than you do already
                      So,
                      trust
                      me when I say you are not even nothing. And
                      everyone
                      knows that and is politely waiting for the wind to carry your stench elsewhere
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                      Aw, I hurt Juan's little feelings

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                        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:40 AM)

                        bitchsurn said...
                        Aw, I hurt Juan's little feelings
                        Why don't you ask one of your "Besties" what they thought of our tete-a-tete?

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                          bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:43 AM)

                          元才 said...
                          Why don't you ask one of your "Besties" what they thought of our tete-a-tete?
                          Because, unlike you, I don't spend days on end engaging in meaningless schizophrenic conversations with my sock accounts, Juan

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                            元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:44 AM)

                            bitchsurn said...
                            Because, unlike you, I don't spend days on end engaging in meaningless schizophrenic conversations with my sock accounts, Juan
                            We both know everything you just said there is absolute codswallop

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                              bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:47 AM)

                              元才 said...
                              We both know everything you just said there is absolute codswallop
                              Juan, the only "codswallop" are those "conversations" with "Bobby" and "Ricky" that go on for days and days
                              Unlike you, I do not converse with my sock accounts

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                                元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:48 AM)

                                bitchsurn said...
                                Juan, the only "codswallop" are those "conversations" with "Bobby" and "Ricky" that go on for days and days
                                Unlike you, I do not converse with my sock accounts
                                And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations, where does that leave you (Other than still blind, dumb and lonely)?

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                                  bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:51 AM)

                                  元才 said...
                                  And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations, where does that leave you (Other than still blind, dumb and lonely)?
                                  And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations,
                                  Juan, that would only occur in the fantasy land that you occupy with "Ricky" and "Bobby"
                                  Now don't you have to get to AI International Airport to catch a "flight" to somewhere exciting and exotic

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                                    元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:58 AM)

                                    bitchsurn said...
                                    And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations,
                                    Juan, that would only occur in the fantasy land that you occupy with "Ricky" and "Bobby"
                                    Now don't you have to get to AI International Airport to catch a "flight" to somewhere exciting and exotic
                                    That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                    I don't expect you to be able to seperate the real from the fake though, not when you are so mired in deceit and falsehoods
                                    No, you stick with your edgy 'pansexuals' and your hurdy harr backslapping that fools nobody other than you
                                    You'll be fine. Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                    Just hold onto that

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                                      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 02:04 AM)

                                      元才 said...
                                      That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                      I don't expect you to be able to seperate the real from the fake though, not when you are so mired in deceit and falsehoods
                                      No, you stick with your edgy 'pansexuals' and your hurdy harr backslapping that fools nobody other than you
                                      You'll be fine. Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                      Just hold onto that
                                      That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                      Once again, I can speak for "everyone" by telling you that not "everyone" here spends days on end talking to themselves via sock accounts
                                      To the best of my knowledge, Juan, you are the only one here that actually does that.
                                      But keep up the good work; I personally find it rather amusing, although I seem to be in the minority on that
                                      Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                      One of the few statements I have read from you that was fact and not fiction. It will happen to all of us, Juan

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                                        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 02:13 AM)

                                        bitchsurn said...
                                        That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                        Once again, I can speak for "everyone" by telling you that not "everyone" here spends days on end talking to themselves via sock accounts
                                        To the best of my knowledge, Juan, you are the only one here that actually does that.
                                        But keep up the good work; I personally find it rather amusing, although I seem to be in the minority on that
                                        Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                        One of the few statements I have read from you that was fact and not fiction. It will happen to all of us, Juan
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                                        Again, you are speaking utter nonsense and will likely never learn to understand was is apparent to all.
                                        Must be bliss

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                                          bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 02:24 AM)

                                          元才 said...
                                          Again, you are speaking utter nonsense and will likely never learn to understand was is apparent to all.
                                          Must be bliss
                                          https://www.filmboards.com/t/General-Discussion/Worst-Juan-sock%3F-3603869/

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