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    bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:10 AM)

    元才 said...
    Shoa' ting Mr. Magoo
    Juan is pronounced at 2010 EST.
    Compressions stopped.
    Everyone gives thanks.

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      元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:12 AM)

      bitchsurn said...
      Juan is pronounced at 2010 EST.
      Compressions stopped.
      Everyone gives thanks.
      It's plonounced, you lacisd!

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        bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:17 AM)

        元才 said...
        It's plonounced, you lacisd!
        TOD 2010 EST and everyone is hoping and praying that he stays dead.

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          元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:24 AM)

          bitchsurn said...
          TOD 2010 EST and everyone is hoping and praying that he stays dead.
          There's that word "Everyone" again
          You keep using it, on various accounts, but nobody ever seems to want to be included in your throng of being categorised so
          It's almost as if you are talking to your own shadows and expecting it to take on a life of its own and agree with you
          Well, onwards and upwards. It can't go any further downwards for you (Can it?)

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            bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:27 AM)

            元才 said...
            There's that word "Everyone" again
            You keep using it, on various accounts, but nobody ever seems to want to be included in your throng of being categorised so
            It's almost as if you are talking to your own shadows and expecting it to take on a life of its own and agree with you
            Well, onwards and upwards. It can't go any further downwards for you (Can it?)
            Trust me on this:
            everyone
            is definitely applicable here.
            ("Bobby" and "Ricky" and "Siggie" and the rest of your merry band of sock puppets don't count.)

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              元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:33 AM)

              bitchsurn said...
              Trust me on this:
              everyone
              is definitely applicable here.
              ("Bobby" and "Ricky" and "Siggie" and the rest of your merry band of sock puppets don't count.)
              "Trust" you?
              Why the **** would I trust someone who can't use their eyes to discern what is obviously apparent to "Everyone"?
              You, and your obvious band of socks, are alone. How isolated you are is shown in your thrashing around claiming otherwise
              I'd say "Just die already" but the thing is, when you do nobody will notice.
              Perhaps you should listen to your shadow. It offers the world more than you do already
              So,
              trust
              me when I say you are not even nothing. And
              everyone
              knows that and is politely waiting for the wind to carry your stench elsewhere

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                bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:38 AM)

                元才 said...
                "Trust" you?
                Why the fuck would I trust someone who can't use their eyes to discern what is obviously apparent to "Everyone"?
                You, and your obvious band of socks, are alone. How isolated you are is shown in your thrashing around claiming otherwise
                I'd say "Just die already" but the thing is, when you do nobody will notice.
                Perhaps you should listen to your shadow. It offers the world more than you do already
                So,
                trust
                me when I say you are not even nothing. And
                everyone
                knows that and is politely waiting for the wind to carry your stench elsewhere
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                Aw, I hurt Juan's little feelings

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                  元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:40 AM)

                  bitchsurn said...
                  Aw, I hurt Juan's little feelings
                  Why don't you ask one of your "Besties" what they thought of our tete-a-tete?

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                    bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:43 AM)

                    元才 said...
                    Why don't you ask one of your "Besties" what they thought of our tete-a-tete?
                    Because, unlike you, I don't spend days on end engaging in meaningless schizophrenic conversations with my sock accounts, Juan

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                      元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:44 AM)

                      bitchsurn said...
                      Because, unlike you, I don't spend days on end engaging in meaningless schizophrenic conversations with my sock accounts, Juan
                      We both know everything you just said there is absolute codswallop

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                        bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:47 AM)

                        元才 said...
                        We both know everything you just said there is absolute codswallop
                        Juan, the only "codswallop" are those "conversations" with "Bobby" and "Ricky" that go on for days and days
                        Unlike you, I do not converse with my sock accounts

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                          元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:48 AM)

                          bitchsurn said...
                          Juan, the only "codswallop" are those "conversations" with "Bobby" and "Ricky" that go on for days and days
                          Unlike you, I do not converse with my sock accounts
                          And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations, where does that leave you (Other than still blind, dumb and lonely)?

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                            bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:51 AM)

                            元才 said...
                            And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations, where does that leave you (Other than still blind, dumb and lonely)?
                            And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations,
                            Juan, that would only occur in the fantasy land that you occupy with "Ricky" and "Bobby"
                            Now don't you have to get to AI International Airport to catch a "flight" to somewhere exciting and exotic

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                              元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 01:58 AM)

                              bitchsurn said...
                              And were you to find out that those conversations are not nonsense but actual conversations,
                              Juan, that would only occur in the fantasy land that you occupy with "Ricky" and "Bobby"
                              Now don't you have to get to AI International Airport to catch a "flight" to somewhere exciting and exotic
                              That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                              I don't expect you to be able to seperate the real from the fake though, not when you are so mired in deceit and falsehoods
                              No, you stick with your edgy 'pansexuals' and your hurdy harr backslapping that fools nobody other than you
                              You'll be fine. Every moment is a step closer to death.
                              Just hold onto that

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                                bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 02:04 AM)

                                元才 said...
                                That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                I don't expect you to be able to seperate the real from the fake though, not when you are so mired in deceit and falsehoods
                                No, you stick with your edgy 'pansexuals' and your hurdy harr backslapping that fools nobody other than you
                                You'll be fine. Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                Just hold onto that
                                That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                Once again, I can speak for "everyone" by telling you that not "everyone" here spends days on end talking to themselves via sock accounts
                                To the best of my knowledge, Juan, you are the only one here that actually does that.
                                But keep up the good work; I personally find it rather amusing, although I seem to be in the minority on that
                                Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                One of the few statements I have read from you that was fact and not fiction. It will happen to all of us, Juan

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                                  元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 02:13 AM)

                                  bitchsurn said...
                                  That "Fantasy land" is the same place where all conversations take place here
                                  Once again, I can speak for "everyone" by telling you that not "everyone" here spends days on end talking to themselves via sock accounts
                                  To the best of my knowledge, Juan, you are the only one here that actually does that.
                                  But keep up the good work; I personally find it rather amusing, although I seem to be in the minority on that
                                  Every moment is a step closer to death.
                                  One of the few statements I have read from you that was fact and not fiction. It will happen to all of us, Juan
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                                  Again, you are speaking utter nonsense and will likely never learn to understand was is apparent to all.
                                  Must be bliss

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                                    bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 02:24 AM)

                                    元才 said...
                                    Again, you are speaking utter nonsense and will likely never learn to understand was is apparent to all.
                                    Must be bliss
                                    https://www.filmboards.com/t/General-Discussion/Worst-Juan-sock%3F-3603869/

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                                      bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:20 AM)

                                      . . . however, believe it or not, sometimes a pulse from the abdominal aorta is palpable.

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                                        元才 — 1 month ago(February 18, 2026 12:19 AM)

                                        There's no blood to be seen (And she's wearing a white top), she's on her back and there's clean towels and a guy's bare feet on the table (And a sort of kinky leopard skin print chair off to the left).
                                        I reckon it's a simple party game and will seek to resolve any surreptitiousness by being verified at a later date with other images
                                        A red herring to throw the scent off if you ask me

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