favorite quotes
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mnchick — 21 years ago(February 08, 2005 05:30 AM)
Amber: MOM! MOM!
Fireman: Hold it, are you a relative?
Loretta: No, she screaming MOM, MOM because she's got turets!
Amber: We'll be right behind you in the hearse!
Loretta: Don't let that worry you, Annette! -
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Rbennettdancer22 — 21 years ago(March 03, 2005 09:23 AM)
This whole movie is my favorite quote. Here's a few I haven't seen yet.
Gladys: Sidewalks Father Donovan! SIDEWALKS!!
Iris: Glug glug glug
Gladys: Now Iris, it's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too tempting.
Iris: That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of christ.
Gladys: It's so hard to see the young ones called home. But, the show must go on! -
chico_sunshine — 21 years ago(March 10, 2005 07:21 PM)
"Harold? Harold? Harold? I want the big bag of little donuts"
"Tendu, Close. Tendu, Close. Tendu, Close, Plie. Other Side."
"We're happier than the day Hankie got acquitted!"
"If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first."
Loretta to the TV camera: "I got some!"
Amber: "You shouldn't be back here."
Off-Camera: "It's cool, Doreen gave us hairnets." -
klmnumbers — 21 years ago(March 12, 2005 06:42 PM)
Voice of Documentarian: So what was the theme of the pageant last year?
Gladys Leeman: Last year? It was, "Buy American."
Voice of Documentarian: And the year before that?
Gladys Leeman: "U.S.A. is A-okay."
Voice of Documentarian: Can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
Gladys Leeman: "Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this. I don't know, it's, maybe a gift from God or somethin'.
Harold Vilmes: Don't make me kick ya where the good Lord split ya.
Gladys Leeman: He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms! -
ppulliam82 — 21 years ago(March 17, 2005 09:47 PM)
I have to say first that I love this ENTIRE movie but one part that my friends and I are constantly quoting is the part where the Asian family is being interviewed with the adopted American daughter and it goes somethin' like this:
Mom: "Oh that-a Garth Brooksrrrrfff!"
Dad: "Hey what-a he got that-a I don't got?"
Asian daughter: (speaks in native dialect)
Dad: "ENGLISH YOU IDIOT!"
"Excuse much, rude or anything?" - Kristy Swanson (The ORIGINAL Buffy) -
miLE_long_eChO — 21 years ago(April 08, 2005 04:11 PM)
Adam West: Even dubbed computer voice BEAUTIFUL MOUNT ROSE, MINNESOTA. Which one of you will it b
TV switches to Days Of Our Lives
Voice: Like sands through the hour glass, these are the days of our lives.
Gladys: Christ, Iris. You taped your shows over it?
Iris: I'm sorry.
goes over to TV and shuts it off
Hysterical! Absolutely classic. Gotta love this movie.
"But I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night. He was robbing me. Raping me. Rooting through my rootabega, raiding my arugala, and ripping up my rampion (my champion, my favorite)." -The Witch, Into The Woods -
superjaneyjane — 20 years ago(April 09, 2005 07:51 PM)
beep beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere'
'My roomate did Adam West. She said he was so horny'
'Ewww'
(subtitle: Mr. West was unavailable for comment)
'We choose to look at it like the glass is half full - which in the modelling business means WHERE'S MY WAITER?!'
"Look at all the FREAKS!" -
QueenOf80 — 20 years ago(April 25, 2005 06:28 PM)
I have quite a few favs..having seen this movie a million times
"Excuse me Miss Penthouse 98, put your knees together, I could drive I boat show in there!"
"The 'tards pants are completely off!"
"Seesome people would look at this glass as half empty, but in the pagent business that's another word forwhere the hell is my waiter?"
"marcopolo.oh cut it with the marco polo before i rip your fat little heads off"
"Alabamaa-l-a-b-a-m-a" -
fluttergirl84 — 20 years ago(April 28, 2005 05:58 PM)
"The tard's pants are completely off."
"I will if you shut your piehole!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, she's pregnant!"
"They remade my belly with skin from my butt!"
"If you could be any kind of tree, what would you be?"
"Green?"
"Most fools think they are only ignorant." -Benjamin Franklin